So much to catch up on, we are busy bees today.
1. People who spell it 'faerie' should be slapped. This is not a prescriptive grammar point - it's just that observation has shown that people who do this, are inevitably people who need to be slapped.
2. Can anyone tell me what VHS episodes of The Tick have the capybara in them so I can look for them on ebay and such? While I am still unemployed and have time to look (since this is, it is to be hoped, a temporary state.)
3. TSHIRTS? OH god, why did you tell me this?
4. The naked mole rat on Kim Possible is a Bad Thing. You should not lead children to believe a pet naked mole rat is even a remote possibility. You could not keep one naked mole rat - one naked mole rat taken away from its colony will die. I am an Unemployed Small Mammal Professional and I say so. End of lecture number 1.
5. People say 'anyways' all the time. Therefore it is a word. I have a PhD in Linguistics and I say so. Indulge me, since right now the PhD and $1.25 will get me on the subway and that's about it. I expect the urge that it gives me to be a messageboard curmudgeon will eventually fade. End of lecture number 2.
You'll all be relieved to hear I have to go out for a while now, and you can hope I won't have time to catch up when I get back.