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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Noah on May 25, 2006, 01:12:43 am
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roast beef dosnt have nipples niether does pat
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Because Onstad left a note on the monitor to add them.
(No I won't look up this strip I can't freaking remember which one it was...)
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BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
(No really, why's there a new topic for this? That is a terrible application of oneself.)
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Isn't it clear that through Ray Onstad is making reference to the great heroes of greek (and other) mythology? Ray looks like those around him but has features associated with beings of a higher order (in the greek mythology this would be a man who is part god here we see a cat with human qualities i.e. his nipples and wealth). These characters are marked for greatness and can achieve things not possible for ordinary mortals (such as becoming the ruling body).
Please try to keep up.
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wait wait wait, but in Norse mythology the Gods did not have nipples, because they were "Not Born of Mortal Woman, nor did they have the character of those born of woman-- the man has no need of teat, and so Thor has them not."
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Yes but in Achewood mythology humans are equivalent to gods and have two nipples on the chest whereas ordinary people (stuffed animals and normal animals) either do not have nipples or have a different configuration of nipples to man (e.g. six nipples for cats). Ray has man-nipples and is therefore possesses the equivelant of godlike qualities when compared to his fellow animals.
The fact that Teodore possesses man boobs might indicate he is symbolic of the failings of man and represents some relatively benign 'evil' (a representative of societal oppression?) or simply a god that was cast down.
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Because if Ray had no nipples he wouldn't consider getting nipple rings, which can be sophisticated, think of Sean Connery.
No, I won't look up this strip either.
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do u guys like to quot aqwood instead of think up yr own punch lines alot
y/n
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Anyone got any drawings of Molly with a hibiscus plant obscuring the naughty bits? I am in drastic need of a boner.
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cmon guy lets keepi t on the lvl eh
kids i swear
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do u guys like to quot aqwood instead of think up yr own punch lines alot
y/n
Yeah that happens a lot here
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Achewood means we don't have to be funny for ourselves, exactly..
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You know what is the best? Is the best when you are the only one of your friends who read Achewood. This endows myself with mighty absurd humor and conversational skills.
Of course, it is more complicated when your friends dont read Achewood because they dont speak English. Some of this stuff doesnt translate very well. But I try! With silly results.
So, in summary, only steal Mr Onstad's sense of humor when no one around you speaks English. This makes you Original and Rad.
Oh! And about the topic:
Am I getting this straight? Is a dude asking about another dude's nipples?
Hella weird, guy.
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You know what is the best? Is the best when you are the only one of your friends who read Achewood. This endows myself with mighty absurd humor and conversational skills.
Very much so. People think i just come up with this stuff when i use it in everyday speak. "Is he from Circumstances?" is one i've used a lot lately, and calling people "Dawg". It kinda bugs me when people take them too seriously, like "Huuuuuuuugsssss!!" and then start using them back, especially when you do not want real hugs from that person.
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It kinda bugs me when people take them too seriously, like "Huuuuuuuugsssss!!" and then start using them back, especially when you do not want real hugs from that person.
There is a sacred thing there that you're treading heavily on.
You say Huuuuuugs, you will receive Huuuuuugs.
They will Huuuuuug the fuck out of you/them [Phillipe].