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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: mrdna1 on September 19, 2006, 04:38:14 am
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This is ... wow. I've never seen Ray that responsible, even in a daydream bit.
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just wondering on acct of we never meet a sibling of ray's, who did bear lil nephew into this world
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This is my favorite strip in the last month.
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anyone got any idea of what lil' n is trying to put away for the winter in mid-september?
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man, Onstaadt has it Down.
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just wondering on acct of we never meet a sibling of ray's, who did bear lil nephew into this world
I think Lil' Nephew could be completely unrelated to Ray. Perhaps Neph was a poor ghetto kid living the streets alone (at about the age of four if Cuddleplace Lane is going to happen), and then Mr 'Man about Town' Ray takes pity on the kid, and thinks of how much the ladies dig a caring man. Siblingless Ray also thinks this'd be the one chance in life he'd get to be called the dignified title of 'Uncle'.
It's never really worked out.
Good strip. I'm just recounting all these types of father-son speeches and how progressively terrible they get.
"Now, Son. This isn't a thing we talk about in front of the family, but your sixteen as of today and from now on have some very big responsibilities... Don't make that face, and listen. Now, you're probably finding girls a little more attractive, and you might be very eager to... sleep with them. But, wh- listen! However hard it is, you've got to always take precautions. When I was your age..."
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Class A strip here, 'always leave the tap running'.
Maybe he's an uncle in the 'mommy's new boyfriend who I call uncle ray' kind of way. But that doesn't really explain why Ray call's him li'l nephew. I think he is related to Ray in the donald duck/popeye spung spontaneously from the ether or entire family was killed in a horrible accident and this is your only distant relative kind of way.
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"Certain parts of your body react differently to heat and ideas" is one of the greatest lines this year
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A DOO DA DOO DA DOO DA DOO!
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Ray must've lost his j/o virginity at a Raider's game.
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This is ... wow. I've never seen Ray that responsible, even in a daydream bit.
Well alternate universe pre-Underground Ray already talked to LN about jimmy hats (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04082002).
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I personally subscribe to the "Ray has a strictly theoretical sibling whom we will probably never meet" theory of LN's origins. Optionally, Ray's cousin and his wife were in a freak boating accident and Ray took in their son, all Bilbo Baggins-stylezz.
The "heat and ideas" line is my new favorite, yes, although I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.
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The "heat and ideas" line is my new favorite, yes, although I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.
I ran a quick search on Google and I'm thinking it might have something to do with storing a motorcycle/dirtbike over the winter, ie: the battery contact points.
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Ray just wants us all home safe. It is so heartwarming.
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I ran a quick search on Google and I'm thinking it might have something to do with storing a motorcycle/dirtbike over the winter, ie: the battery contact points.
Perhaps he is storing a '73 Honda Civic (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10282005) for the winter.
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Wait, what sorts of far away places does Ray think Lil' Nephew will end up in if he masturbates?
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Wait, what sorts of far away places does Ray think Lil' Nephew will end up in if he masturbates?
i think that's a reference to the usual way such conversations end whether they concern sex, drugs, alchohol or crossing state lines after midnight. "but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad. actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..." least that's how my mom always played it.
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yeah, mine too. Actually, my dad. My mom always felt too awkward having those conversations.
Or rather, I felt too awkward, and she could tell, I guess.
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Hey Beatrice! How's life in your neck of the woods?
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"but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad. actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..." least that's how my mom always played it.
Hey Bea, it's been a while. Since I'm pretty sure you and that punk Bozack are the same person, do you think you could have him post something now and again?
Anyway, yes, parents (and uncles) will always say they'll be happy to bail you out, no questions asked, but just wait until you call them from a police station two counties over at 3AM and see if they don't have a few questions for you.
Advice: NOW is the time to get to know your bail bondsman.
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Things I love about LN:
- The fact that he wears a shirt that says "LN"
- His weird rounded eyebrows, they make me feel weird
the end
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Me I loves Lil' Nephew. It's about time he made a comeback in mad stylezz...
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I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.
Could be pretty much anything with a battery pack, but what's distracting me is ... since when is there a winter in California over which one must store things?
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There isn't, but LN doesn't know this.
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i think that's a reference to the usual way such conversations end whether they concern sex, drugs, alchohol or crossing state lines after midnight. "but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad. actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..." least that's how my mom always played it.
Yeah, I see what you mean, but I somehow had the impression that the whole imaginary conversation was about masturbation advice from Ray. I guess maybe Ray, in his youth, enjoyed masturbating in a variety of distant and exotic locales?
Maybe... maybe I'm reading too much into this.
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Pretty much. I figure its just an expansion to other typical "talk" topics. Probably had something about driving being a "privelege, not a right" in there too.