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Author Topic: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.  (Read 6242 times)

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19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« on: September 19, 2006, 04:38:14 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09192006

This is ... wow. I've never seen Ray that responsible, even in a daydream bit.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 05:21:25 am »
just wondering on acct of we never meet a sibling of ray's, who did bear lil nephew into this world
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 05:28:25 am »
This is my favorite strip in the last month.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 05:29:18 am »
anyone got any idea of what lil' n is trying to put away for the winter in mid-september?
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 06:14:56 am »
man, Onstaadt has it Down.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 06:34:03 am »
Quote from: scrimp on September 19, 2006, 05:21:25 am
just wondering on acct of we never meet a sibling of ray's, who did bear lil nephew into this world

I think Lil' Nephew could be completely unrelated to Ray. Perhaps Neph was a poor ghetto kid living the streets alone (at about the age of four if Cuddleplace Lane is going to happen), and then Mr 'Man about Town' Ray takes pity on the kid, and thinks of how much the ladies dig a caring man. Siblingless Ray also thinks this'd be the one chance in life he'd get to be called the dignified title of 'Uncle'.

It's never really worked out.

Good strip. I'm just recounting all these types of father-son speeches and how progressively terrible they get.

"Now, Son. This isn't a thing we talk about in front of the family, but your sixteen as of today and from now on have some very big responsibilities... Don't make that face, and listen. Now, you're probably finding girls a little more attractive, and you might be very eager to... sleep with them. But, wh- listen! However hard it is, you've got to always take precautions. When I was your age..."
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 06:58:01 am »
Class A strip here, 'always leave the tap running'.

Maybe he's an uncle in the 'mommy's new boyfriend who I call uncle ray' kind of way. But that doesn't really explain why Ray call's him li'l nephew. I think he is related to Ray in the donald duck/popeye spung spontaneously from the ether or entire family was killed in a horrible accident and this is your only distant relative kind of way.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2006, 08:47:31 am »
"Certain parts of your body react differently to heat and ideas" is one of the greatest lines this year
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2006, 12:38:31 pm »
A DOO DA DOO DA DOO DA DOO!
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2006, 12:42:39 pm »
Ray must've lost his j/o virginity at a Raider's game.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2006, 01:16:40 pm »
Quote from: mrdna1 on September 19, 2006, 04:38:14 am
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09192006

This is ... wow. I've never seen Ray that responsible, even in a daydream bit.

Well alternate universe pre-Underground Ray already talked to LN about jimmy hats.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2006, 02:03:21 pm »
I personally subscribe to the "Ray has a strictly theoretical sibling whom we will probably never meet" theory of LN's origins. Optionally, Ray's cousin and his wife were in a freak boating accident and Ray took in their son, all Bilbo Baggins-stylezz.

The "heat and ideas" line is my new favorite, yes, although I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2006, 02:45:20 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 19, 2006, 02:03:21 pm
The "heat and ideas" line is my new favorite, yes, although I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.
I ran a quick search on Google and I'm thinking it might have something to do with storing a motorcycle/dirtbike over the winter, ie: the battery contact points.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2006, 02:51:47 pm »
Ray just wants us all home safe.  It is so heartwarming.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2006, 03:19:05 pm »
Quote from: mrdna1 on September 19, 2006, 02:45:20 pm
I ran a quick search on Google and I'm thinking it might have something to do with storing a motorcycle/dirtbike over the winter, ie: the battery contact points.

Perhaps he is storing a '73 Honda Civic for the winter.
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