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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: moonman53376 on September 22, 2006, 08:53:53 pm
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does anybody know the name of the strip where beef's phobia of skateboarding is such because his willy snook out of his shorts once as he came down some stairs? i cant find it again. when Pat got a boner as a gay in that photo it reminded me of it.
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Best first post evar.
Anyway... Cort, take us home. This was made for you.
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yeah, wow. you must be trying, dude.
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01262004
I found it by searching the board for "decrepit"
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Sorry, I was at a happy hour for roughly 5 hours. Way to pick up the slack, Jorge!
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quality. thanks very much guys. i tell you, this comic strip kept me going at work. brilliant.
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quality. thanks very much guys. i tell you, this comic strip kept me going at work. brilliant.
Is your ability to work directly proportional to the amount of cat c*ck you're experiencing?
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Today I received issue #2 of Beef's zine, the Sex Issue, advertised as "filled with sex, sex, sex," however you will be either pleased or disappointed to know that it did not cause delicate Wombat to faint of the vapors or anything like that.
The Nice Pete bits are the most intriguing. I seem to think that I said the same thing of the last zine? It is frightening that Onstad has such an uncanny grasp of the Nice Pete mind, don't you think?
I was trying to decide on one quote to tempt you into making this fine purchase and I recalled that in another thread today I was speaking of Respect for the Aged Day, so I give you this excerpt from "Cane Days: Sexy things we hope we will say when we are old enough to have canes":
Teodor: "When I was your age, I wish I'd used this thing." [points to self]
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The Nice Pete bits are the most intriguing. I seem to think that I said the same thing of the last zine? It is frightening that Onstad has such an uncanny grasp of the Nice Pete mind, don't you think?
Not. At. All.
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No, what I believe is disturbing is how there are two similarly named threads, "Beef's zine" and "Beef's c*ck" -- and "Beef's zine" has significantly less replies.
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He's like superman with the sun, only with cat c*ckes.
Raised in a far away galaxy where he was exposed only to dog and human c*ckes he travelled to earth when his planet was destroyed and earth's cat c*ckes endowed him with special powers.
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My housemate calls the subject of this thread the "pink rocket", for which I hate him.
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I don't have the zine, so I can't really comment. However, I wanted to help remedy the fact that Drastic pointed out, that there are far fewer replies in a thread about Beef's 'zine than Beef's c*ck. Weird.
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That's because you don't have to buy anything to look at Beef's c*ck.
Also, I believe this thread has fewer replies.
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Dammit Jough, I did not start this thread to have it descend into prescriptive grammar.
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wait, what?? Jough is telling her to use the word "fewer..." which is the word she used.
what am I missing?
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Haven't we had the prescriptive versus descriptive grammar debate enough? HAVEN'T WE???
I suppose we just can't have nice things around here. You can all just go to your rooms until you can play nice.
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Oh, come on, Aug, unlock it and give them one more chance to talk about sex like normal internet people.
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The temptation to merge "Beef's Zine" and "Beef's c*ck" into one big topic continues to grow.
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Wait, why is this locked again?
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This is not really an example of good administrating, but I gave in and merged the thread. Feel free to discuss all issues related to Beef's zine and/or c*ck in this thread.
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HARUMPH!
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This is the best thread title ever. Do we have a TOUAMBIE for that?
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This is the best thread title ever.
The title lets you know that opening the thread is a risk, like unwrapping the Dum Dum with the "???????" wrapper. Will you get a hearty, lustful discussion of Beef's c*ck? Or will you get some chin-scratching and hand-wringing over Beef's zine? Will you get a sour apple sucker, or will you have to suffer through "root beer?"
You rolls the dice, you takes your chances.
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Is your ability to work directly proportional to the amount of cat c*ck you're experiencing?
does anybody know of any other comic strips that feature a cat's c*ck? I can't draw very good myself. Have tried to draw a few in paint, but my penis (the irony!) is rubbish.
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So basically you have some insatiable urge to draw cat cocks and you're looking for models on which to base your art?
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Why you'd want to draw a cat's cock is beyond me, especially after that very tentative Google search. Never again.
Seriously though mate, good luck with the furry porn. Honest.
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Furries! Oh! The links I could post! I'm not getting involved in this!
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I'm not getting involved in this!
In this case, your discretion is the entire part of valor. Praise be to you for your restraint.