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Trivial Pursuits => Sports & Leisure => Topic started by: side_show on June 11, 2007, 10:08:36 pm
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dayum! (http://perezhilton.com/topics/serena_williams/babys_got_back_and_front_20070611.php)
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That's actually pretty cute.
Also, dayum! (http://perezhilton.com/topics/serena_williams/babys_got_back_and_front_20070611.php)
Curvalicious!
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There would definitely be no crumb-based bed evictions with that fine athletess.
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Damn, Serena's ass is ten kinds of round. She is gorgeous. Some of the trolls on the Perez Hilton site have some retarded things to say about her, but whatever.
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Yes, there is no point reading the comments on the Perez Hilton site. It is like comments below a YouTube clip - likely to contain racism, sexism or just retards who can't spell. Personally, I think this is the road AssBar is heading toward also, so, you know, whatever.
Serena's ass is great. I could stare at it all day. It's meaty. It's really nice to look at a clearly fit lady. Her body is so different from a model's that it's sort of hypnotizing. Like: Hey, she's a woman. She's healthy. She's what I should want to be. But she isn't like a model, which is what I've been told I should want to be since age 11. What? I'm confused. What? I'll just stare at her ass for a while longer.
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Yes, there is no point reading the comments on the Perez Hilton site. It is like comments below a YouTube clip - likely to contain racism, sexism or just retards who can't spell. Personally, I think this is the road AssBar is heading toward also, so, you know, whatever.
Serena's ass is great. I could stare at it all day. It's meaty. It's really nice to look at a clearly fit lady. Her body is so different from a model's that it's sort of hypnotizing. Like: Hey, she's a woman. She's healthy. She's what I should want to be. But she isn't like a model, which is what I've been told I should want to be since age 11. What? I'm confused. What? I'll just stare at her ass for a while longer.
Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.
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Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.
Mmmmmm Hmmmm!
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Mmmmmm Hmmmm!
If, I'm right then the responses should be:
Mnn Mnn!
Mmmmmm Hummm!
Also, the SO and I both agree we would watch that show, but for totally different reasons.
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Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.
Nabu, I think I love you.
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Nabu, I think I love you.
I can get on board with that.
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I am obviously missing something about this woman's ass.
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Her ass is hard to miss, and we like that. That is the point. Mnnn Humm!
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I am obviously missing something about this woman's ass.
That makes me a little sad. There is nothing finer than a curvaceous ass - callipygian, yo!
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Ah, she's squinting into the sun. Her face doesn't usually look so tangled.
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I am a huge fan of Big Strong Ladies, as long as they still look like ladies in their bigness and strength.
Lady weightlifters are about as sexually unattractive as anything in this world for me but... like... a tall and fit but still feminine looking volleyball player lady or... basketball player lady or tennis lady or so on. That is a beautiful lady.
Perhaps this is because I am a very large dude and I often look at tiny girls and any attraction is overridden by the realization that it would just not physically work. I don't know.
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Mm-hmm.
There is no term for that other than "a shelf full of wonderful".
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Mm-hmm.
There is no term for that other than "a shelf full of wonderful".
Indeed!
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yeah. see. part of the problem is that I am a very scrawny guy. Girls like that intimidate me.
Basically I go for small ladies, in theory. Of course, the girls I have dated have all been tall for girls, so, who knows.
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All you damn normosexuals (http://badgods.com/normo1.html) get off of my lawn!
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ignore what was previously here, basically.
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So yeah, Serena's athletic grace pretty much kicks the piss outta that other crap. Bet she could hella sit on a cake, too.
Can for the can reference. Hells and damn yes.
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You know, even with the legendary digressive power of TOUAMB and the inevitability of a new update coming along to spoil the party, I can still see this thread just rolling gently on for the rest of time as an endless discussion of Serena Williams's arse.
I'm at once baffled and inspired.
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In fact there were TWO new updates two pages ago, but they had no effect whatever on the discussion.
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Well, it's basically my fault. See, I'd read the baby update about Serena, thought "huh. She's not all that," and went on with my life. Then a few days later I came across those slammin' pictures of her, and well, I had to show you all here. Because I was wrong - she is all that. Because I care about y'all. Because I didn't want everyone to miss out. On her glorious ass.
Really, it's not to be missed. (http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/03/serena-williams-looks-bootiliciously-beautiful-in-a-bikini/) Sassy.
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But... but what about Venus (http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/venus_williams/prazzi-venuswilliams-pics-028.jpg)
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But... but what about Venus (http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/venus_williams/prazzi-venuswilliams-pics-028.jpg)
They are both incredibly gorgeous.
(http://images.scotsman.com/2002/07/06/0607sistb.jpg)
Mods, should we split this and make a Williams Thread?
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I would like to say that, as per something LFM said earlier, I basically like girls who look kind of like boys. Sometimes. I am a fan of the small-chested and skinny type.
Although, you know, I think that is just in the abstract. Based on the ladies I have dated, I like curvy blondes with glasses.
Which shouldn't be a surprise, but it sure surprised me.
I am all for a nice rear end, but that one is just too much. Too much booty.
I don't get it, though. I don't know any guys (other than me) who are attracted to girls who look like boys. Why is this the industry norm? Why do girls think they should look like this?
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I would like to say that, as per something LFM said earlier, I basically like girls who look kind of like boys. Sometimes. I am a fan of the small-chested and skinny type.
You know, it's ok to just skip the rigamarole and just like boys. We'll all still like you.
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It's cool that you dig boners, inev. Everybody's gotta dig something.
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I was trying to figure out what My Type was... and I think as long as they have nice legs, a cute smile, and a tendency to not be a bitch, I'm in good shape.
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no, I basically love titties. I just don't want them to be too big.
Although, again, based on the girls I have dated, I want them to be huge.
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Protest away, my friend. However, when you're fifty and figure this out, don't get mad at me because you missed all your prime twink years.
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You know, I do have a certain type of lady that I am attracted to (smallish, boyish), and the lady I ended up enjoying was very much the opposite of that too (bellydancer - ultra feminine). I also have a certain type of man I am attracted to sexually (boyish/andro hipster), but that type of man is also not the one I've ended up with (broad shoulders, hairy, farm boy). I think really it's because what I find visually pleasing is much lower on the list of importance than who someone is as a human being. I mean, I'm more likely to make out with you if you're vibrant and brilliant than if your body is a certain way. Maybe this is the case for you too inev?
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yeah. true.
I mean, realistically, the "girls who are kind of like boys" thing only stands out in my mind because people always comment on it.
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Oh God's creatures, regardless of shape or size, I will have sex with all of you. Please form an orderly line...
Hello? Anyone?
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Oh God's creatures, regardless of shape or size, I will have sex with all of you. Please form an orderly line...
Limit that list to female... and human and I am with you.
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As my main man Frank Booth said:
"Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!"
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Let's drink to it!
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As my main man Frank Booth said:
"Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!"
I read that as Frank Black at first. Not quite the same image.
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Long after the fact but it bears mentioning:
Best thread title ever.
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I think:
Guest 12:47:15 PM Viewing the topic Serena Williams' Ass - split .
Might end up rivalling:
Guest 01:14:45 PM Viewing the topic ALL FREE HOT CELEBRITY BABE GALLERIES - NUDE CELEB PHOTOS!!!.
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Hey, content-wise, this thread offers up several nice links to enjoy said ass. It is worth the trip to visit this thread.