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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: otter on August 13, 2007, 09:29:25 am
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08132007
Edited: hmm. The title, and calling Kid Rock's vehicle of choice a "limo," made me smile. That's about it, though. Teodor's interjection kind of creeped me out.
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Maybe Onstad invented a motor that made me bored with this strip.
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I enjoyed the drawing of the space-Philippe.
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giant apocalyptic machines
mowing us all down
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Its sort of like I think theres a joke...somewhere... but I need some kind of decoder ring to laugh at it.
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Double-you Tee Eff question mark.
There's that naked guy again. (shudder)
I don't know if Teodor is mocking Phillipe's use of bold text or using it sincerely.
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I read the "Kid Rock's limo" caption as "kid's Rock Limo", and thought the shine on the windshield was a stylized lightning bolt.
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This marks the first Achewood I got tired of and didn't bother reading all the way through.
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This is cruel. When the strip looks like this, it's supposed to be the weekend. But it's only Monday!
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This is cruel. When the strip looks like this, it's supposed to be the weekend. But it's only Monday!
Maybe that's why it sucked.
Sorry, 'stad. This one was a misfire. Get back in there, kid. You can bounce back.
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BitchSeer is starting to grow on me.
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I enjoyed the drawing of the space-Philippe.
Man, when the hell is the future going to get here? Scientists need to focus more on atomic jetpacks (green concentric circles optional) and hats with giant orbiting electrons and less on figuring out ways for old dudes to sport wood.
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figuring out ways for old dudes to sport wood.
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dude, shut UP! I plan on being old someday, man!
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This is like when Lost when on re-runs from basically October through February this past season. That is not re-run time, people! And Monday is not Phillipe Times day!
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so, every time I see the title, I think of the concept of the Motorboat-- you know, the breast-thing.
Does it mean that I am not a breast man that I don't want to do this at all? OK, you got me, maybe I do a little bit.
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Of course you do, everyone does.
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"Every male of every species has the biological urge to [motorboat]." --- Tom Servo
Or, as my friend Jeff once said upon seeing our friend with really huge breasts, "I'm know I'm gay and all, but sometimes I just want to rub my face in them."
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According to legend, or at least according to a couple of friends, the "motorboat" equivalent for the ass-man is the "outboard motorboat." Make of that what you will.
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"Every male of every species has the biological urge to [motorboat]." --- Tom Servo
Oh, not just males, my friend. The motorboat can be a beautiful thing to give or to receive.
I don't know about the outboard motorboat, however. That seems a little too...um...like it would sound very unpleasant.
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The motorboat can be a beautiful thing to give or to receive.
Totally Hot.
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"Every male of every species has the biological urge to [motorboat]." --- Tom Servo
Or, as my friend Jeff once said upon seeing our friend with really huge breasts, "I'm know I'm gay and all, but sometimes I just want to rub my face in them."
Damnit, now I'm going to be distracted all goddamn day until I can motorboat my lady. She's going to be puzzled as all hell.
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Do not tell her that the urge arose from a web comic and a message board full of imaginary internet people.
Unless, y'know, you guys roll like that.
That's my number-one turn on.
"I was surfing the 'net today and it made me want to give you a motorboat."
There are no sweeter words to a lady's ear.
Also: I am really happy with the turn this thread has taken. It made the strip worthwhile.
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Damnit, now I'm going to be distracted all goddamn day until I can motorboat my lady. She's going to be puzzled as all hell.
Heh! Tiny can just for imagining the reaction she'll have.
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According to legend, or at least according to a couple of friends, the "motorboat" equivalent for the ass-man is the "outboard motorboat." Make of that what you will.
Most motorboats have outboard motors anyway, and the ones that have internal motors usually place the means of propulsion near the stern.
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hmm.
now I am reflecting on the fact that I have never been able to Personally Enjoy a motorboat. I am coming close to explaining why this is, here, but I will refrain.
I would like to think that this is one of those examples where... the lady would just do My Favorite Thing that Ladies Do, and just kind of smirk about it in her private moments-- Oh, men. They are so silly, but I love them anyway.
I would really love to think that the majority of ladies think about the ridiculous things men do in this way. I would like to think that my desire to put my face into cleavage is endearing.
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hmm.
now I am reflecting on the fact that I have never been able to Personally Enjoy a motorboat. I am coming close to explaining why this is, here, but I will refrain.
I would like to think that this is one of those examples where... the lady would just do My Favorite Thing that Ladies Do, and just kind of smirk about it in her private moments-- Oh, men. They are so silly, but I love them anyway.
I would really love to think that the majority of ladies think about the ridiculous things men do in this way. I would like to think that my desire to put my face into cleavage is endearing.
Are you just being coy by hinting at these things, or purposefully vague?
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oh, no. I was saying that a gentleman does not say, for example, "my girlfriend's breasts were too small to motorboat in." To be honest, that is only barely an excuse in my case, most of it was due to me being mortified by such things.
my favorite thing that ladies do is the smirking in private about the silly things boys do. because, you know, without that, they would be all such as "hell no, you cannot do that to me at all" and then the human race would die out from lack of motorboats.
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I guess what I'm saying is it's our lot to be the ladies personal amusement park.
What, what? I thought it was the other way around?
Or did you mean more in the way that men are like the crazy funhouse and games you cannot win, and women are more like thrill-seeking roller coasters? Because the second part is what I think of when I go to an amusement park. I don't waste my time with the first part.
I am pretty sure I am not a lesbian, though.
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I find the best thing is to go in for the motorboat in the most Rude fashion you can muster. Be so Rude it's cute and she may enjoy the look of unadulterated joy on your face as much as to let you do it again. And yes, you may be made fun of, but it is a small price to pay for such a singular thrill.
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Thank you...I have noticed interesting topics around here before, but this one tops them all, I think. I just had to reply...I am a man blessed in the motorboat topic and had to share my wisdom of how to make a fool of yourself in the eyes of D-Cup wearing ladies.
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I just wanted to put up a little note and say that, for some of us, a Phillippe Times on Monday, while completely disturbing the natural order of things ("Phillippe Times?!? But it's not Friday!!") and sucking my cerebellum (or blowing my mind for ... well for anyone other than me and some of my work buds), did bring a bright spot to an otherwise dull and boring day.
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I am really glad that after I said this completely randomly, this has turned into like a big happy topic. nice.
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Or did you mean more in the way that men are like the crazy funhouse and games you cannot win, and women are more like thrill-seeking roller coasters?
Yes this is exactly right.
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"motor" is not a verb.
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um, it is in American Vernacular English or whatever it's called.
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It is a verb in the dictionary. Could we agree to at least look things up before we start going all prescriptive on some poor word's ass, please?
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"motor" is not a verb.
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"motor" is not a verb.
you are the wig that wishes to be Britney's Spear's wig. ( is this a new game? I like it )
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