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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Victoria Waterfield on January 02, 2008, 12:50:39 am
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01022008
Does Ray put on a hat and scarf and go out delivering copies of the new book he's written every January 2nd (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01022007)?
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Curses! Beaten to the punch because I was too busy looking up what book that ISBN actually belonged to (http://www.amazon.com/Year-Eating-Dangerously-Adventure-Culinary/dp/0312373783).
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A suitable ISBN, to be sure.
Ray don't try, Ray just does.
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Maybe now Jamiroquai will finally grow into its face
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Awesome! I didn't even notice the ISBN upon my first reading of this comic, thank you for posting it. I wonder if Onstad just randomly picked that ISBN, or if he got the Eating Dangerously book as a Christmas pressie and decided to put it on Ray's Jamiroquai book.
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You know what I want for my birthday? Victoria's memory.
And I wish I could give Dexter a thousand cans for thinking to look up that ISBN, which is no way a coincidence. I'm sure Onstad got no less than three copies of that book for Christmas.
A roaring start to the New Year, imaginary messageboard people!
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I almost got that book for my mom. Maybe I should have.
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Maybe now Jamiroquai will finally grow into its face
Or the ginormous hat.
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"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jamiroquai" absolutely cracked me up. I can't say why.
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Reminds of this Jay Pinkerton bit: Are You There, God? It's Me, Masturbating (http://jaypinkerton.com/are-you-there-god-its-me-masturbating/).
Also, I liked this one, but there was nothing to equal the phrase "You about to get hit in the eyes with some cask-strength gay, brother" from last year's version.
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God gets comfortable on adjoining chair, in a "Let Me Rap Atcha"
kind of pose.
In my dreams of God, he is always getting ready to rap at me.
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two things ruined the illusion for me:
people get naked to jack off?
and:
kids know that there is porn other than on the internet?
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If The Great Spirit has an anthropomorphic form and it isn't a sexy lady?
Then it is definitely the Notorious BIG, near the end, when he was so fat that his voice sounded like Darth Vader fuckin' Shaq O'Neal.
All walkin' up to the Pearly Gates, all explain' my case to The Big One and The Big One is all:
"That's real, yo... *laboured breath*... like my man Puff say... *laboured breath*... more money you make, more problems you get and jealousy and greed, they just come with the territory like... *laboured breath*... like my man Puff say."
And that's when I'd know its okay.
Biggie Smalls is in charge and as I've never been involved in a gangland shooting, I'm definitely in.
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Biggie Smalls is in charge and as I've never been involved in a gangland shooting, I'm definitely in.
Ain't no heaven for a gangsta.
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You have to love a comic that has reached such a point in its sense of self as to get regular humor out of several of the characters' side careers in literature.
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my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora looking back at me.
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my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora Tom Hanks dancing on a giant keyboard looking back at me.
Fixed that for you.
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my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora Tom Hanks dancing on a giant keyboard looking back at me.
Fixed that for you.
Can'd that for you.
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cort jester'd that for you (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/25225/Tom_Hanks_Big.html).
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two things ruined the illusion for me:
people get naked to jack off?
People don't?
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People don't?
It's kind of hard to do that in an office setting.
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People don't?
Well, there's a lot of factors involved. Depending on one's undergarments, you may or may not have a constriction scenario in which one's ejaculate might be impeded, which indicates at least some clothing removal to be sure. However with reasonably loose boxers and the proper angle, for example, this scenario can be avoided.
Moreover, cleanup can be dependent on the availability of clothing; either as a target/landing area for the ejaculate, or for post-onanism (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08022004) removal.
And while a coital event often dictates complete clothing removal as part of the ritual, masturbation (while no less ritualistic) does not generally command the same respect, i.e. one gets naked for another as a display of intimacy/vulnerability, whereas in the act of self-love there is no need to shed one's garments to convey anything.
And let us not forget the simple factor of laziness.
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in retrospect, I don't completely know what my thought process was there. It was more the image of someone seeing some porn and immediately dropping their #####.
also: formica: wow! 187 Posts!
it is really strange, considering how often I check someone's title (almost never) that "Wow, 187 Posts!" is so commonly what I see.
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Well, there's a lot of factors involved. Depending on one's undergarments, you may or may not have a constriction scenario in which one's ejaculate might be impeded, which indicates at least some clothing removal to be sure. However with reasonably loose boxers and the proper angle, for example, this scenario can be avoided.
Moreover, cleanup can be dependent on the availability of clothing; either as a target/landing area for the ejaculate, or for post-onanism (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08022004) removal.
And while a coital event often dictates complete clothing removal as part of the ritual, masturbation (while no less ritualistic) does not generally command the same respect, i.e. one gets naked for another as a display of intimacy/vulnerability, whereas in the act of self-love there is no need to shed one's garments to convey anything.
And let us not forget the simple factor of laziness.
Wow, it must be really different not to be female.
That is basically my reaction to that. I mean...there is nothing in that post that I can relate to.
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Wow, it must be really different not to be female.
That is basically my reaction to that. I mean...there is nothing in that post that I can relate to.
This is one of those great yin-yang things. For males - everything's at hand, so to speak, but there's a mess to take care of. For women, its all tucked away and takes some doing to get access, but once you've gotten there, its a matter of washing your hands (or not).