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[theinevitable]

my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora looking back at me.

[CortJstr]

my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora Tom Hanks dancing on a giant keyboard looking back at me.

Fixed that for you.

[Golfhaus]

my roommate last year had a BIG poster. Several times that year, I JUMPED out of bed because I halfway opened my eyes and saw a fat black man in a fedora Tom Hanks dancing on a giant keyboard looking back at me.

Fixed that for you.

Can'd that for you.

[pmcd9]

cort jester'd that for you.

[jay-ell]

two things ruined the illusion for me:
people get naked to jack off?

People don't? 

[smick]

People don't? 

It's kind of hard to do that in an office setting.

[Formica]

People don't? 

Well, there's a lot of factors involved. Depending on one's undergarments, you may or may not have a constriction scenario in which one's ejaculate might be impeded, which indicates at least some clothing removal to be sure. However with reasonably loose boxers and the proper angle, for example, this scenario can be avoided.

Moreover, cleanup can be dependent on the availability of clothing; either as a target/landing area for the ejaculate, or for post-onanism removal.

And while a coital event often dictates complete clothing removal as part of the ritual, masturbation (while no less ritualistic) does not generally command the same respect, i.e. one gets naked for another as a display of intimacy/vulnerability, whereas in the act of self-love there is no need to shed one's garments to convey anything.

And let us not forget the simple factor of laziness.

[theinevitable]

in retrospect, I don't completely know what my thought process was there. It was more the image of someone seeing some porn and immediately dropping their #####.

also: formica: wow! 187 Posts!
it is really strange, considering how often I check someone's title (almost never) that "Wow, 187 Posts!" is so commonly what I see.

[jay-ell]

Well, there's a lot of factors involved. Depending on one's undergarments, you may or may not have a constriction scenario in which one's ejaculate might be impeded, which indicates at least some clothing removal to be sure. However with reasonably loose boxers and the proper angle, for example, this scenario can be avoided.

Moreover, cleanup can be dependent on the availability of clothing; either as a target/landing area for the ejaculate, or for post-onanism removal.

And while a coital event often dictates complete clothing removal as part of the ritual, masturbation (while no less ritualistic) does not generally command the same respect, i.e. one gets naked for another as a display of intimacy/vulnerability, whereas in the act of self-love there is no need to shed one's garments to convey anything.

And let us not forget the simple factor of laziness.

Wow, it must be really different not to be female. 

That is basically my reaction to that.  I mean...there is nothing in that post that I can relate to. 

[jaydub]

Wow, it must be really different not to be female. 

That is basically my reaction to that.  I mean...there is nothing in that post that I can relate to. 

This is one of those great yin-yang things.  For males - everything's at hand, so to speak, but there's a mess to take care of.  For women, its all tucked away and takes some doing to get access, but once you've gotten there, its a matter of washing your hands (or not).