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Title: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: oball on April 10, 2008, 10:22:18 am
Link. (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102008)

I wonder, is this (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062007) the real Northside Nolan?
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: lprkn on April 10, 2008, 11:45:47 am
The triumphant return of nighttime Achewood.

It appears we are not yet rid of precious little talking teals with fowl intent. Yes, I went there.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: wombat on April 10, 2008, 12:15:25 pm
Old people. They cherish everything.

Excuse me, I'm going outside to hear for awhile.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: iron_felix on April 10, 2008, 01:08:26 pm
And to think, if only the boffin had remembered to set his alarm, all this could have been prevented.

Also, the fateful disk appears to be a 5" floppy.  I suppose that shouldn't come as too much of a surprise, but how much porn can one actually fit onto one of those things?  And at what resolution?  Would the subject even be identifiable as a child?
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: CortJstr on April 10, 2008, 01:35:32 pm
Please flip disk to side 2 to read the rest of the publican's racist rant.

5" floppies are totally classic. Hence their drive letter being retired. I don't remember that happening for ZIP disks.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: Death Ray on April 10, 2008, 02:03:49 pm
The triumphant return of nighttime Achewood.

It appears we are not yet rid of precious little talking teals with fowl intent. Yes, I went there.

Oh no you DI'INT!!
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: Death Ray on April 10, 2008, 02:04:20 pm
Could Mr. Teal actually be Chris Hansen in disguise?? I didn't realize Dateline was pinching Anglophiles now!
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: jaydub on April 10, 2008, 04:16:54 pm
Fortunately, the evidence will bear out Cornelius' explanation.  I don't think there is a penal code that addresses eliminating irritating OS help avatars.  Besides, if killing Clippit was wrong, I don't want to be right.

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KTe-IPuIzFKhzM:http://blog.pucp.edu.pe/media/307/20070213-20060425-ClippyGoodbye.JPG)
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: CortJstr on April 10, 2008, 04:21:48 pm
Fortunately, the evidence will bear out Cornelius' explanation.  I don't think there is a penal code that addresses eliminating irritating OS help avatars.  Besides, if killing Clippit was wrong, I don't want to be right.

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KTe-IPuIzFKhzM:http://blog.pucp.edu.pe/media/307/20070213-20060425-ClippyGoodbye.JPG)

Unless Mr. Teal fucked him over. Did Cornelius ever verify that the publican was really on that disk? Maybe it's actually filled with missing VA records.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: jay-ell on April 10, 2008, 04:53:05 pm
Or maybe it *is* kiddie porn, and Nolan is more tech-savvy than any of us realized. 

Why would the police be there unless they had an "anonymous tip?" 
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: CortJstr on April 10, 2008, 04:59:58 pm
Or maybe it *is* kiddie porn, and Nolan is more tech-savvy than any of us realized. 

Why would the police be there unless they had an "anonymous tip?" 

"anonymous tip"

Ha ha! Gloryholes.

</Phil Ken Sebben>
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: littlefallsmets on April 10, 2008, 05:53:10 pm
For some reason, all this strip made me think of was the "In Hell" remix of the Eels "Novacaine for the Soul"... which is a good song and that's something.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: ananke on April 10, 2008, 09:25:37 pm
The bear freezes like a deer in the police spotlamps as he is caught burying a diskette containing the murder orchestrated by the alive computer program finch who is watching the burial with delight and chewing on seeds.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: theinevitable on April 10, 2008, 10:01:50 pm
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The bear freezes like a deer in the police spotlamps as he is caught burying a diskette containing the murder orchestrated by the alive computer program finch who is watching the burial with delight and chewing on seeds.

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG!
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: robot_god on April 10, 2008, 10:12:14 pm
"anonymous tip"

Ha ha! Gloryholes.

</Phil Ken Sebben>

Impressive.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: Drygioni on April 11, 2008, 01:22:03 am
Despite my previous misgivings about this English thing, I have to say I do like Onstad's eye for detail, regarding Madness, Driving in my Car (which is a good shaving song) etc.

But of course we all like to see our bands and stuff referenced, I spaffed all over the keyboard when Onstad was listening to Echo and the Bunnymen in the car when visiting Google.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: nDed on April 11, 2008, 03:26:43 am
Regarding the alt-text, does Tesco actually have it's own line of cologne called Tesceaux? If so, that is hilarious and sad.
Title: Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
Post by: Drygioni on April 11, 2008, 11:55:40 am
Regarding the alt-text, does Tesco actually have it's own line of cologne called Tesceaux? If so, that is hilarious and sad.

No, which is admittedly unfortunate.