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Author Topic: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat  (Read 3062 times)

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10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« on: April 10, 2008, 10:22:18 am »
Link.

I wonder, is this the real Northside Nolan?
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 11:45:47 am »
The triumphant return of nighttime Achewood.

It appears we are not yet rid of precious little talking teals with fowl intent. Yes, I went there.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 12:15:25 pm »
Old people. They cherish everything.

Excuse me, I'm going outside to hear for awhile.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 01:08:26 pm »
And to think, if only the boffin had remembered to set his alarm, all this could have been prevented.

Also, the fateful disk appears to be a 5" floppy.  I suppose that shouldn't come as too much of a surprise, but how much porn can one actually fit onto one of those things?  And at what resolution?  Would the subject even be identifiable as a child?
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 01:35:32 pm »
Please flip disk to side 2 to read the rest of the publican's racist rant.

5" floppies are totally classic. Hence their drive letter being retired. I don't remember that happening for ZIP disks.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 02:03:49 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on April 10, 2008, 11:45:47 am
The triumphant return of nighttime Achewood.

It appears we are not yet rid of precious little talking teals with fowl intent. Yes, I went there.

Oh no you DI'INT!!
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 02:04:20 pm »
Could Mr. Teal actually be Chris Hansen in disguise?? I didn't realize Dateline was pinching Anglophiles now!
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 04:16:54 pm »
Fortunately, the evidence will bear out Cornelius' explanation.  I don't think there is a penal code that addresses eliminating irritating OS help avatars.  Besides, if killing Clippit was wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 04:21:48 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on April 10, 2008, 04:16:54 pm
Fortunately, the evidence will bear out Cornelius' explanation.  I don't think there is a penal code that addresses eliminating irritating OS help avatars.  Besides, if killing Clippit was wrong, I don't want to be right.



Unless Mr. Teal fucked him over. Did Cornelius ever verify that the publican was really on that disk? Maybe it's actually filled with missing VA records.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 04:53:05 pm »
Or maybe it *is* kiddie porn, and Nolan is more tech-savvy than any of us realized. 

Why would the police be there unless they had an "anonymous tip?" 
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 04:59:58 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on April 10, 2008, 04:53:05 pm
Or maybe it *is* kiddie porn, and Nolan is more tech-savvy than any of us realized. 

Why would the police be there unless they had an "anonymous tip?" 

"anonymous tip"

Ha ha! Gloryholes.

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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 05:53:10 pm »
For some reason, all this strip made me think of was the "In Hell" remix of the Eels "Novacaine for the Soul"... which is a good song and that's something.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 09:25:37 pm »
The bear freezes like a deer in the police spotlamps as he is caught burying a diskette containing the murder orchestrated by the alive computer program finch who is watching the burial with delight and chewing on seeds.
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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 10:01:50 pm »
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The bear freezes like a deer in the police spotlamps as he is caught burying a diskette containing the murder orchestrated by the alive computer program finch who is watching the burial with delight and chewing on seeds.

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Re: 10th April, 2008 - A Victorian hearing hat
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 10:12:14 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 10, 2008, 04:59:58 pm
"anonymous tip"

Ha ha! Gloryholes.

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Impressive.
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