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Title: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Cap'n Squeakers on May 15, 2008, 08:56:50 pm
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008)

Pat and Nice Pete bring uncomfortable documentation home to Ray.  Will it end badly?  Will it vanish tomorrow never to be seen again?  WHO KNOWS?

Alternate titles: "Legally gay person", "The vile reek of your birth", and "SIT ON IT AND SCISSOR-KICK, WOMAN"

Come to think of it, "The vile reek of your birth" would make a good heavy metal album title.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: CortJstr on May 15, 2008, 09:25:52 pm
I'm stealing it as just a general insult. "The vile reek of your birth has tainted the world forever, person who cut me off."
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Drygioni on May 15, 2008, 10:18:11 pm
 :(
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: jaydub on May 16, 2008, 12:40:28 am
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008)
"Legally gay person"

Was this Onstad being topical, what with the CA supremes tossing out the hate proposition today?
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: oball on May 16, 2008, 01:46:42 am
Alternate titles: "Legally gay person", "The vile reek of your birth", and "SIT ON IT AND SCISSOR-KICK, WOMAN"

Would "Tinged with your mother's superheated tripe" have fit?
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Tinged with your mother's superheated tripe
Post by: wombat on May 16, 2008, 02:23:12 am
Oh, easily.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Toaster on May 16, 2008, 02:32:47 am
topical = yessums
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: fnord on May 16, 2008, 09:05:15 am
It's about time the Roman Catholic Church canonized the tainted miracle of digestion. Now all they need is a patron saint... How about St. Polycarp, I heard he's still free.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Ruta Bagas on May 16, 2008, 09:08:55 am
How often do you need a patron saint for digestion? I mean, in circumstances not already covered by the two they've got for stomach disorders.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: fnord on May 16, 2008, 09:12:35 am
It's about time the Roman Catholic Church canonized the tainted miracle of digestion. Now all they need is a patron saint... How about St. Polycarp, I heard he's still free.

I know, I know, replying to, even quoting your own post is totally rude, yadda yadda. But if I don't make this one, someone else will.
So, here we go: "St. Polycarp? More like St. Polycrap, amirite?"
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Ruta Bagas on May 16, 2008, 09:14:19 am
St Polycarp is apparently already patron against dysentry.

You clearly have an eye for these things.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on May 16, 2008, 02:09:11 pm
Ye gods.  I'd pay Nice Pete to stay away from me.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: oball on May 16, 2008, 04:47:36 pm
Somebody just linked me to this thing (http://shmorky.com/achewoodtestb.swf).  Dunno if it's been posted before.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: CortJstr on May 16, 2008, 04:53:14 pm
Somebody just linked me to this thing (http://shmorky.com/achewoodtestb.swf).  Dunno if it's been posted before.

Pat. Is. Awesome.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: jay-ell on May 19, 2008, 02:15:21 pm
That gives me hope for the Achewood, the Animated Series. 

Can anybody CJ the interview where he talked about that?  My google-fu is weak today. 
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: CortJstr on May 19, 2008, 03:21:04 pm
Some of his interviews aren't up anymore. I remember searching my ass of for a quote a while back only to discover the interview he said it in was no longer up.That said there's this:

What goals do you have for Achewood (http://www.brianmpalmer.com/onstad.htm)?
I'd like to see the creative work professionally compiled and published, and I'd like to adapt the Achewood universe to a more dynamic medium, such as television or film. Comics artists are so limited in terms of the number of senses they can work with.

In the past there was talk of an Achewood video game, a movie script, and books (aside from the self-published versions).  What's the status on these and are there any other projects currently in the works for Achewood?
Can't say at the moment! Sorry. We're thick in the middle of gearing up for Christmas right now and have all kinds of great things in the works for our readers.

And this:

4CR (http://www.kungfurodeo.com/index.php?p=243&more=1&c=1) - Last year, you said that there was a screenplay, video game and more Achewood related items in the works. Has there been any progress made on any of those fronts? Can we expect to see an Achewood animated series on HBO’s fall season list?

Chris Onstad - Projects of that size take time to mature. Check back in a while, the best babies take the longest to come out of their mommies. I think any doctor would tell you that.
Title: Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
Post by: Death Ray on May 19, 2008, 10:05:58 pm
How often do you need a patron saint for digestion? I mean, in circumstances not already covered by the two they've got for stomach disorders.

They already have one: St Gastronomus of Poland, who in 1409 entered into a hot dog eating contest against a foreign stranger, not knowing that the man was Japanese and therefor invincible, and did not cease until his stomach had burst for the greater glory of the Mother Church.

A relic, believed to be Gastronomus' left nostril with a bit of hot dog still wedged in it, is worn by the Pope at all times.