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Author Topic: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube  (Read 2804 times)

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15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« on: May 15, 2008, 08:56:50 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008

Pat and Nice Pete bring uncomfortable documentation home to Ray.  Will it end badly?  Will it vanish tomorrow never to be seen again?  WHO KNOWS?

Alternate titles: "Legally gay person", "The vile reek of your birth", and "SIT ON IT AND SCISSOR-KICK, WOMAN"

Come to think of it, "The vile reek of your birth" would make a good heavy metal album title.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 09:25:52 pm »
I'm stealing it as just a general insult. "The vile reek of your birth has tainted the world forever, person who cut me off."
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 10:18:11 pm »
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 12:40:28 am »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on May 15, 2008, 08:56:50 pm
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05152008
"Legally gay person"

Was this Onstad being topical, what with the CA supremes tossing out the hate proposition today?
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 01:46:42 am »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on May 15, 2008, 08:56:50 pm
Alternate titles: "Legally gay person", "The vile reek of your birth", and "SIT ON IT AND SCISSOR-KICK, WOMAN"

Would "Tinged with your mother's superheated tripe" have fit?
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Tinged with your mother's superheated tripe
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 02:23:12 am »
Oh, easily.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 02:32:47 am »
topical = yessums
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 09:05:15 am »
It's about time the Roman Catholic Church canonized the tainted miracle of digestion. Now all they need is a patron saint... How about St. Polycarp, I heard he's still free.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 09:08:55 am »
How often do you need a patron saint for digestion? I mean, in circumstances not already covered by the two they've got for stomach disorders.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 09:12:35 am »
Quote from: fnord on May 16, 2008, 09:05:15 am
It's about time the Roman Catholic Church canonized the tainted miracle of digestion. Now all they need is a patron saint... How about St. Polycarp, I heard he's still free.

I know, I know, replying to, even quoting your own post is totally rude, yadda yadda. But if I don't make this one, someone else will.
So, here we go: "St. Polycarp? More like St. Polycrap, amirite?"
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 09:14:19 am »
St Polycarp is apparently already patron against dysentry.

You clearly have an eye for these things.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 02:09:11 pm »
Ye gods.  I'd pay Nice Pete to stay away from me.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 04:47:36 pm »
Somebody just linked me to this thing.  Dunno if it's been posted before.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2008, 04:53:14 pm »
Quote from: oball on May 16, 2008, 04:47:36 pm
Somebody just linked me to this thing.  Dunno if it's been posted before.

Pat. Is. Awesome.
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Re: 15 May 2008 - Sizz-Ell Readyness 'n' Khryme Kube
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2008, 02:15:21 pm »
That gives me hope for the Achewood, the Animated Series. 

Can anybody CJ the interview where he talked about that?  My google-fu is weak today. 
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