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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: dejavroom on September 10, 2008, 11:59:47 am
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Fuck cooking. (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09102008) Seriously, fuck it.
At first I didn't notice that this was a re-run. Is it still game to post it?
Fuck cooking.
[fixed link - Cort]
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Not a re-run actually. It appeared before in the New Yorker or something. Now it's being presented to us.
In other news: Little Nephew still Dead?
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I have never actually seen a condom machine in a bathroom. WWF Attitude Era temporary tattoo machines, yes, but no condoms.
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I have never actually seen a condom machine in a bathroom. WWF Attitude Era temporary tattoo machines, yes, but no condoms.
Obviously you need to frequent more truck stops and/or pool halls.
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Yeah, dude. I've seen them in Ladies rooms.
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I have never actually seen a condom machine in a bathroom. WWF Attitude Era temporary tattoo machines, yes, but no condoms.
Where was this bathroom that sells such things? Seems like you'd have to be drunk or 12 to buy one. Where do 12 year olds drink these days?
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I was recently in a bathroom with just such a machine.
It was covered in enough sharpie and stickers that the contents of each slot had become completely obfuscated.
"Perhaps I'll get some massage oil. Maybe a condom. Can I be reasonably assured that this will be safe to use after such rough trade?"
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I was recently in a bathroom with just such a machine.
It was covered in enough sharpie and stickers that the contents of each slot had become completely obfuscated.
"Perhaps I'll get some massage oil. Maybe a condom. Can I be reasonably assured that this will be safe to use after such rough trade?"
I have seen several of these machines that offers something along the lines of a "surprise me" button.
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The worst ones are the ones that only sell glow-in-the-dark ticklers that are not suitable for contraceptive use.
Or in an oblique way, the ones student unions put up to dispense freebies, because they speak of a world in which you have to lock your condoms in a metal box to protect them from loonies who think that sticking a pin through them is a morally laudable act.
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Liked it better the first time I read it.
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Liked it better the first time I read it.
Well I'm sorry my posts don't hold up to rereading for you. I'm sorry you can't compile them into a finely-bound but slim tone and keep them under your pillow to turn through each night before you go to sleep. I'm sorry you can't repeat them as soothing mantras. Jesus fuck*ng Christ.
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Jesus tittyfuck*ng Christ
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Jesus tittyfuck*ng Christ
This could happen. He is omnipotent.
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Jesus tittyfuck*ng Christ
With a glow-in-the-dark, ribbed-for-her-pleasure intimate novelty bought at the Flyin' J.
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Surely "ribbed for His pleasure"?
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Well I'm sorry my posts don't hold up to rereading for you. I'm sorry you can't compile them into a finely-bound but slim tone and keep them under your pillow to turn through each night before you go to sleep. I'm sorry you can't repeat them as soothing mantras. Jesus fuck*ng Christ.
Um, you know I was talking about the strip, right?
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At first I forgot that this had never run before in the strip proper, and thought, "Oh, it's another gentleman's flowchart. Wonder what it'll be this time." Then I compounded my error by misreading the overlapping arrows. "A potential sexual encounter" => "I'm gonna buy a celery root" seemed like a promising start, but ultimately the new threads wove into old cloth and I was left feeling disappointed. That's happened enough times already in my real life, thank you very much.
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The permalink is wrong.
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Um, you know I was talking about the strip, right?
Maybe you thought you were. I think we all know what's really going on here.
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Well I'm sorry my posts don't hold up to rereading for you. I'm sorry you can't compile them into a finely-bound but slim tone and keep them under your pillow to turn through each night before you go to sleep.
You know, in the old days, this is what all the newbies did when they got to 225 posts. They just don't make noobs like they used to.
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Don't persecute her, tain't a crahm to be soulful.