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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Arachno-capitalist on October 15, 2008, 10:03:16 pm
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10152008 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10152008)
Is this the part where we talk about how horrible it is to go to a strip club?
[edit: it's October, not August]
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she looks grotesque, yet also sort of like T's sister.
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She's horrifying. She looks like she's wearing some horrible mask. Why do the eyes look so horrid and dead when other characters in the strip have the same eyes and look normal?
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Why do the eyes look so horrid and dead...?
Because she's a stripper?
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Bachelor party? That's the only way I could see one remembering the exact date. And according to the touamb calendar, it wasn't your birthday.
The last time I went to a strip club was a couple of years ago in southern California. I spent sixty bucks, and felt used. I haven't been to a place since. (Although I'm sure it doesn't hurt that the closest place to me now is over two hours away)
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I've actually never been to one. I can't see it going well.
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I guess the house specialty move was to use both hands to spread their butt cheeks while grinding it in front of you and just barely nip a fingertip in and out of their asshole.
Jesus christ that is the worst thing I have read all day. Now not only do I have this.. image in my mind but there is also a notional smell. The stink of stripper, sweaty, cosmetically bleached anus, and industrial floor deodorant is palpable.
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Also, is Achewood officially a furry jerk-off comic now? And so another of the load-bearing columns of my dignity buckles and falls.
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Wait a minute, maybe strip clubs are shabby and saddening!
Gee, you think?
It's been about 10 years or so for me. Buddy's bachelor party. Friend of a friend was a bartender (2d job while trying to get his criminal law practice going) at the biggest strip club in town. It's amazing how invariably a strip club experience will leave you less fulfilled that when you go in.
Bartender guy is disbarred now and serving time in federal prison for his meth lab.
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Art on the first panel is so good (actually, through the whole strip; very nice use of greys). I had known Connie for his customary use of high English, but I can't remember other instances of this type of lyrical prose from him ("tides of birth and grief" - but it is very lovely, to be certain.) I guess the theme of romance warrants that... this arc looks promising.
Also, I loved "silver dollar". Is this a real slang?
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I was going to say facts about whether I have been in a strip club, but I think you can probably guess everything I have to say on the matter.
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In what way do they mean the word "sentence"?
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I was going to say facts about whether I have been in a strip club, but I think you can probably guess everything I have to say on the matter.
Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?
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oh, no.
just that i would feel incredibly uncomfortable.
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Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?
haha, he said ghetto blaster.
Also, the last time I was at a club in nyc, the girl giving me the business was a student at Hunter College, same year as me.
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I've never been to a strip club, I just think that would be terribly uncomfortable and not at all sexy. It probably wouldn't ever come up if I didn't have the type of female friends that think going to strip clubs is hilarious and wacky.
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Same thing with some of the whores I've chatted up, some all business, some seemed kinda happy to have some interaction normalcy in the flesh peddling grind.
I try not to talk to the prostitutes I rent. I prefer to create my own back story for them.
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I try not to talk to the prostitutes I rent. I prefer to create my own back story for them.
Due to my lack of control of the means of production, I am reduced to selling my labor on the open market in exchange for currency. oh yeah, oh yeah baby. i'm gonna chart the marginal gain you've provided for me on my business class Excel.
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Also, I loved "silver dollar". Is this a real slang?
I took it to mean that there was an actual silver dollar on the stage.
Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?
Yes.
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So what's the deal with the youtube link in the "o" today?
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Not sure but this comment on the video made me smile even as my heart broke:
Damn. As if all the people trying to be clever and funny isn't bad enough on assetbar, you're doing it here too :(
I think the consensus (as much as I hate to take the word of youtube comments) is that this is Onstad's idea of strip club music. So in our terms, this is the only song 'Stad remembers from his last drunken haze when he had to go beat strippers because his wife was in the hospital.
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What are y'all talking about?
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In the strip clubs I have been to, they never played music like that. Thank God.
Yeah, I looked at the comments and decided that what happened was scientists achieved a complete and stunning assbar transplant. The sad thing is that this is a huge improvement over the stewing mass of human vitriol and stupidity usually found in that corner of the web.
So, if pretty much every guy I know thinks that strip clubs aren't that great, why are there so many of them?
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I took it to mean that there was an actual silver dollar on the stage.
No, no, they're referring to Mr. Bear.
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What are y'all talking about?
The front page of Achewood currently says this: Big Friday strip po (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIx2X8MSZF4)sting in the mid-afternoon.
Where the o in posting is a link to a YouTube video.
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Geez, Cort - you missed a perfect Rickroll opportunity there.
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Are any of you still subscribed to Theodores twitter feed or whatever? I check every morning to make sure I didnt drunk-buy it.
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Are any of you still subscribed to Theodores twitter feed or whatever? I check every morning to make sure I didnt drunk-buy it.
I somehow missed this entirely.