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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: pmcd9 on January 18, 2009, 04:11:24 pm

Title: Volvo of Despair
Post by: pmcd9 on January 18, 2009, 04:11:24 pm
Seriously (http://jalopnik.com/5118920/talking-skulls-thors-hammer-medallions-bring)
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: littlefallsmets on January 18, 2009, 07:46:16 pm
That particular design of the Thor's-hammer-pendant-instead-of-a-cross-because-we-want-to-rebel-against-Christianity-while-looking-almost-exactly-like-it looks so much like a cock-and-balls that I have little ability to appreciate the story in any other manner. My inner twelve year old is just completely laughing at the men with the cocks around their necks.
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: CortJstr on January 18, 2009, 09:22:10 pm
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 18, 2009, 07:46:16 pm
That particular design of the Thor's-hammer-pendant-instead-of-a-cross-because-we-want-to-rebel-against-Christianity-while-looking-almost-exactly-like-it looks so much like a cock-and-balls that I have little ability to appreciate the story in any other manner. My inner twelve year old is just completely laughing at the men with the cocks around their necks.

Wait. What?
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 19, 2009, 01:38:24 am
Quote from: CortJstr on January 18, 2009, 09:22:10 pm
Wait. What?
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2009, 01:48:39 am
What a lively conversation.
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: Doc on January 19, 2009, 08:56:53 am
They don't look like they are despairing at all. They look like have a volvo of rocking the fuck out.
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: lprkn on January 19, 2009, 06:30:32 pm
This is not the Volvo of Despair. This is the Volvo of Destroying Your Motherfuck*ng Mind! Destroying Your Brain! Warping Your Fragile Sense of Reality!

If Lemmy drove a Volvo instead of a chariot and two goats named Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder, it would be this Volvo!
Title: Re: Volvo of Despair
Post by: AugustWest on January 19, 2009, 07:22:30 pm
Quote from: lprkn on January 19, 2009, 06:30:32 pm
This is not the Volvo of Despair. This is the Volvo of Destroying Your Motherfuck*ng Mind! Destroying Your Brain! Warping Your Fragile Sense of Reality!

If Lemmy drove a Volvo instead of a chariot and two goats named Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder, it would be this Volvo!

THESE KNIVES!!!