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Volvo of Despair
« on: January 18, 2009, 04:11:24 pm »
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 07:46:16 pm »
That particular design of the Thor's-hammer-pendant-instead-of-a-cross-because-we-want-to-rebel-against-Christianity-while-looking-almost-exactly-like-it looks so much like a cock-and-balls that I have little ability to appreciate the story in any other manner. My inner twelve year old is just completely laughing at the men with the cocks around their necks.
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 09:22:10 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 18, 2009, 07:46:16 pm
That particular design of the Thor's-hammer-pendant-instead-of-a-cross-because-we-want-to-rebel-against-Christianity-while-looking-almost-exactly-like-it looks so much like a cock-and-balls that I have little ability to appreciate the story in any other manner. My inner twelve year old is just completely laughing at the men with the cocks around their necks.

Wait. What?
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 01:38:24 am »
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 01:48:39 am »
What a lively conversation.
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 08:56:53 am »
They don't look like they are despairing at all. They look like have a volvo of rocking the fuck out.
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 06:30:32 pm »
This is not the Volvo of Despair. This is the Volvo of Destroying Your Motherfuck*ng Mind! Destroying Your Brain! Warping Your Fragile Sense of Reality!

If Lemmy drove a Volvo instead of a chariot and two goats named Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder, it would be this Volvo!
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Re: Volvo of Despair
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 07:22:30 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on January 19, 2009, 06:30:32 pm
This is not the Volvo of Despair. This is the Volvo of Destroying Your Motherfuck*ng Mind! Destroying Your Brain! Warping Your Fragile Sense of Reality!

If Lemmy drove a Volvo instead of a chariot and two goats named Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder, it would be this Volvo!

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