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Title: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: dejavroom on July 22, 2009, 11:40:57 am: A very dull interview, as it is. (http://www.viceland.com/int/guide_comics/htdocs/this-dude-no-mercy-107.php) "Are you Beef? Are you Teódor? Areyoufapfapfap"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: theinevitable on July 22, 2009, 12:39:54 pm: I will save this to read later. If my impression of VICE is correct, this interview will involve talking about how awesome prostitutes are in Central Africa, because they are so poor that they will do ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: wombat on July 22, 2009, 12:50:06 pm: Those are mostly really stupid questions, but Onstad does a good job of making the interview worth reading if you skip over the questions.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: CortJstr on July 22, 2009, 01:08:43 pm: Yeah, there were like 6 questions in a row that all boiled down to "are you SURE you're not Roast Beef?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Turbo Ninja on July 22, 2009, 02:24:52 pm: "Did you actually get shot and go to heaven but then find a way back to earth via a Friendly's menu?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 22, 2009, 03:31:16 pm: "Did you ever teach your rich friend how to properly kill drifters so that he could emotionally reconnect with his distant father?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: dejavroom on July 22, 2009, 03:35:16 pm: "Did your owner ever stick a matchstick up your butt that would cause your poop to fall from your ass to the ground?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Choop on July 22, 2009, 04:34:55 pm: "Did you kill your girlfriend's or wife's Tamagotchi?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: CortJstr on July 22, 2009, 04:43:59 pm: "Are you now, or have you ever been, possessed by the spirit of Billy Idol?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: wombat on July 22, 2009, 05:12:04 pm: "Are you five?"

It's really insulting to a writer to suggest that he can only write characters that are identical to himself.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: AugustWest on July 22, 2009, 05:54:19 pm: "Are you standing on it?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: CortJstr on July 22, 2009, 06:09:47 pm: "When you were born were they unsure of your gender? How did that make you feel?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on July 22, 2009, 07:22:46 pm: "Have you proved yourself a coward who would desert a dying man?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: CortJstr on July 22, 2009, 07:54:53 pm: Quote from: Asherdan on July 22, 2009, 07:43:02 pm
"If the Cure were silly, how far away from them would you want to be?"

Did anybody else see Might Boosh this week? The worlds strongest hairspray is made from the tears of Robert Smith. Presumably while he's in the bath.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: miles on July 22, 2009, 11:06:19 pm: Quote from: AugustWest on July 22, 2009, 05:54:19 pm
"Are you standing on it?"

I'm too late, and not clever enough, to play, but this one wins.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: AugustWest on July 23, 2009, 02:22:45 am: Quote from: miles on July 22, 2009, 11:06:19 pm
I'm too late, and not clever enough, to play, but this one wins.

Gosh. Thanks.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: littlefallsmets on July 23, 2009, 03:08:25 am: "Do you actually have magical giant legs or were you merely basing them on some kind of... mechanical giant legs that you own?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Choop on July 23, 2009, 03:27:17 am: "When did you discover that your skeletal system was indeed actually nothing but cartilage?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: theinevitable on July 23, 2009, 03:46:00 am: so many things about Achewood make more sense now that I am in northern California.

Especially after I went to visit Marin County. Oh my god, Pat has a whole county.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Victoria Waterfield on July 23, 2009, 05:46:22 am: Is there a Wikipedia page for your urine?
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: herofix on July 23, 2009, 02:00:55 pm: Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on July 23, 2009, 05:46:22 am
Is there a Wikipedia page for your urine?

I'm interested in whether Onstad audiocasts. I'd pay big money for an Mp3 of that.
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Choop on July 23, 2009, 04:35:22 pm: "Do you know this guy? Do you... know... this... guy?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: greenkoolayd on July 23, 2009, 06:21:28 pm: "does your wife have a big ol' ass?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: CortJstr on July 23, 2009, 07:08:27 pm: "Would you like some toast? Or are you too depressed to bite all the way through it?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on July 24, 2009, 01:34:25 am: "Hey, what's this? Cursive?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: ananke on July 24, 2009, 08:48:39 am: "Do you know how Matt Damon feels when he approaches a blank sheet of paper?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Cioran on July 27, 2009, 03:53:09 pm: "Do you like a little ol' bitta-bitta in your funky somethin'?"
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Victoria Waterfield on July 28, 2009, 03:11:51 am: You know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee, right?
Title: Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
Post by: Cioran on July 28, 2009, 05:14:27 am: IThe interviewer is asking stereotypical "bad interview" questions, especially "Are you character X?", in order to be "ironic".

I used to read Vice. Now I read Achewood.