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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 02:22:45 am »
Quote from: miles on July 22, 2009, 11:06:19 pm
I'm too late, and not clever enough, to play, but this one wins.

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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 03:08:25 am »
"Do you actually have magical giant legs or were you merely basing them on some kind of... mechanical giant legs that you own?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 03:27:17 am »
"When did you discover that your skeletal system was indeed actually nothing but cartilage?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 03:46:00 am »
so many things about Achewood make more sense now that I am in northern California.

Especially after I went to visit Marin County. Oh my god, Pat has a whole county.
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 05:46:22 am »
Is there a Wikipedia page for your urine?
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2009, 02:00:55 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on July 23, 2009, 05:46:22 am
Is there a Wikipedia page for your urine?

I'm interested in whether Onstad audiocasts.  I'd pay big money for an Mp3 of that.
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2009, 04:35:22 pm »
"Do you know this guy? Do you... know... this... guy?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2009, 06:21:28 pm »
"does your wife have a big ol' ass?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2009, 07:08:27 pm »
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2009, 01:34:25 am »
"Hey, what's this?  Cursive?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2009, 08:48:39 am »
"Do you know how Matt Damon feels when he approaches a blank sheet of paper?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2009, 03:53:09 pm »
"Do you like a little ol' bitta-bitta in your funky somethin'?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2009, 03:11:51 am »
You know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee, right?
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 05:14:27 am »
IThe interviewer is asking stereotypical "bad interview" questions, especially "Are you character X?", in order to be "ironic".

I used to read Vice. Now I read Achewood.
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