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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Chump Change on November 20, 2009, 05:30:08 am
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I'm glad the Dude and Catastrophe is still a thing, and also that Achewood is not a comic strip about a baby.
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Is the cat wearing a hooded sweat-jacket or his pajamas and a bolo tie?
I mean, the fact that PJs and a bolo tie don't go together logically seems to suggest the first but the appearance suggests the second.
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someone call encyclopedia brown, roast beef's hoodie is missing its hood
i bet it was that no-good jerk bugs meany
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Does God have a car? It's a good question.
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I'm trying to imagine what kind of car God would drive but all I can picture is either an Iroc or one of those cloud cars from Care Bears.
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I'm trying to imagine what kind of car God would drive but all I can picture is either an Iroc or one of those cloud cars from Care Bears.
Aubergine El Camino with hydraulic lift kit and a KITT-style scanner in the front. This is the correct answer.
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I'm trying to imagine what kind of car God would drive but all I can picture is either an Iroc or one of those cloud cars from Care Bears.
I'm thinking he drives the red car from MASK. The one the leader drives with the gull wing doors/wings.
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Not entirely inaccurate, but it's a lot more tolerable when it's your kid.
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Dan savage was talking about this on the blog this week. His conclusion was that kids are like a bad heroin habit. When you're up you've never felt better, but when you're down you want to tear your own skin off.
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I LOVE the JFK simile.
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Seems Connie has been pondering his hereafter (and others too) lately.
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God is omnipresent and hence needs no car. Maybe he has one anyway, which is the cause of all traffic jams, because he doesn't need to move because he's omnipresent.
I completely agree with the notion. My son is just like the JFK assassination -- but when he does it it's cute!
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Parenting is just like the Kennedy assassination... an interesting subject ruined when other people try to push their personal theories about it onto you.
And the movies about it are even worse than that!
Holy shit. This analogy could go on forever.
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I will never understand why LFM has fewer cans than posts.
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(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics. The cans that "wacky wordplay LFM" got WERE there, it's just that "left-wing agnostic ideologue LFM" sometimes shows up and gets them taken away. It is like the summer and the winter, the summer needs the winter to recharge and yet tiny cans of soda blow up when they freeze.)
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I'm trying to imagine what kind of car God would drive....
Hell hath no Fury....'cuz God be drivin' 'em all!
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa134/rowboat77/godfury-2.jpg)
[Reposted courtesy of Hamscout, Minister of the Department of Hastily Photoshopped Buggery. All rights reserved.]
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(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics. The cans that "wacky wordplay LFM" got WERE there, it's just that "left-wing agnostic ideologue LFM" sometimes shows up and gets them taken away. It is like the summer and the winter, the summer needs the winter to recharge and yet tiny cans of soda blow up when they freeze.)
Self-awareness is a beautiful thing.
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Yeah... though self-control would be better.
I dunno if I'll quite master that one in the paltry handfull of years I get on this earth.
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Hell hath no Fury....'cuz God be drivin' 'em all!
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa134/rowboat77/godfury-2.jpg)
[Reposted courtesy of Hamscout, Minister of the Department of Hastily Photoshopped Buggery. All rights reserved.]
I tried to give you 3 cans but, as with handguns, there's a waiting period.
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I'm thinking he drives the red car from MASK. The one the leader drives with the gull wing doors/wings.
canned for the sweet reference to a show that was rad when i was a lad.
(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics. The cans that "wacky wordplay LFM" got WERE there, it's just that "left-wing agnostic ideologue LFM" sometimes shows up and gets them taken away. It is like the summer and the winter, the summer needs the winter to recharge and yet tiny cans of soda blow up when they freeze.)
another excellent analogy. you keep this up, and youre going to get some positive attention.
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Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable. Head over to assbar if you feel like losing faith in humanity.
(internet things need moderators. This includes things like message boards and modern warfare 2.)
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Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable.
No wonder I couldn't get it to open. My computer is basically in a retirement home at this point. Pre-chewed meals only for this old broad.
Anyway, AIU should not be thought of as a good representation of humanity. Losing your faith in humanity over one of his posts would be like doing so because a dog took a thousand shits in a day. It's sad and ugly, but it's doesn't reflect on humanity.
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Holy hell the assbar comments have finally degenerated into some fever nightmare over there. The first like 10 posts are half Shithead noise and then some person posted individual images of every single achewood strip ever in a single post. Literally unreadable. Head over to assbar if you feel like losing faith in humanity.
(internet things need moderators. This includes things like message boards and modern warfare 2.)
Every strip ever? Sounds a bit like the neurotic troll that we briefly shared with that board.
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Every strip ever? Sounds a bit like the neurotic troll that we briefly shared with that board.
Chris Onstad?
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canned for the sweet reference to a show that was rad when i was a lad.
I'm so old, I saw MASK and could only think of the movie with Cher and Eric Roberts. *sigh*
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I'm so old, I saw MASK and could only think of the movie with Cher and Eric Roberts. *sigh*
I thought of both. That's my age.
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Jim Carrey's movie.
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Jim Carrey's movie.
Yeah, I did this at first. I'm sorry old people.
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(It is because I sometimes get all worked up and go through brief periods of Being A Dick about politics.
The Arts seem to be a bit of a rocky patch, too.
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The Arts seem to be a bit of a rocky patch, too.
dont forget that time he led the KKK march, or when he sold euthanized critters to that panda express. and who could forget that whole holocaust-dealie?
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No no no. He DENIES that one. Get your pathologies straight, man.
No, not that Holocaust. The other one. The one they don't talk about because we're allies with those guys.