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Achewood => Achewood => 2009 Touambies => Topic started by: pmcd9 on December 02, 2009, 01:29:18 am
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The Touambies will be starting in just a few minutes. Get ready for the presentations. Talk about it all here in this thread.
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I have a girl round at the moment so this is going to be an absolutely epic effort in making sure be I can be involved in this without waking her up. Why am I going to such efforts you ask? You'll have to find out!
I'm a bit tipsy on wine as well, though far from hammered I am worried at the sleepiness this may bring upon me.
Think of me as the Jarvis Cocker of this particular awards ceremony. Don't rile me or I will show you my arse.
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Oh lord. Or we going to have to send in security?
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Im gonna smoke a spliff backstage and try not to stare at the cleavage around here. Just shine some lights at me when you need me.
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Oh lord. Or we going to have to send in security?
Jay Ell can security me all she likes ;)
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Im gonna smoke a spliff backstage and try not to stare at the cleavage around here. Just shine some lights at me when you need me.
Go ahead and stare, they appreciate it when you notice.
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My presentation is ready. I hope it meets with everybody's approval.
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Of course. It's going to start in less than 10 minutes. Any last minute thoughts before we get started?
Can you see that I have gone into MC mode?
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Looks like Judy may have fallen into a wine induced slumber....
Or the girl woke up.
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Yeah, so, is this thing happening or what?
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Next!
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Moving right along...
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So are we waiting for the thread to accept its award?
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Jay Ell can security me all she likes ;)
You tease.
I have returned, belatedly, from the sex toy shop. The party can start.
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I have returned, belatedly, from the sex toy shop.
/weeps
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bout time you got here. I skipped your turn. You're up next.
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I'm ready for you. My speech is pre-typed in another window.
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I'm a fuck up. Sorry Paul.
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It was nicely done and worth waiting for.
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I also have been with a bird, and excusing myself because I *might* have to make a speech on a website was not the best excused statement of my marriage so far. Still, microbrew in hand and bowtie firmly affixed, I await the jury's results.
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OMG Misterqueue is presenting N00b of the year!
*swoons*
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I'm right fuck*ng all this up
Enjoyed it though. Goodnight all!
Paul I love you with you tongue
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the worst parts of my brain love the concept of "balls deep" so much, so much, so much. every time I hear it I get a little smile on my face.
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I also have been with a bird, and excusing myself because I *might* have to make a speech on a website was not the best excused statement of my marriage so far. Still, microbrew in hand and bowtie firmly affixed, I await the jury's results.
In contrast, I was just brushing my teeth and was asked "Hey, aren't you supposed to be at a meeting on a messageboard?"
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In contrast, I was just brushing my teeth and was asked "Hey, aren't you supposed to be at a meeting on a messageboard?"
I gotta date with some imaginary people on the internet!
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I'm right fuck*ng all this up
Enjoyed it though. Goodnight all!
Paul I love you with you tongue
So wait...does he know that he won the Prodigal Son award? I'm confused.
NM
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Mister Q was a brilliant touch Paul, as I am sure we don't need to tell you.
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Oh, the suspense. Except for the thing about how admins can see all the poll results.
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Oh, the suspense. Except for the thing about how admins can see all the poll results.
Shhhh!
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So, let me take a minute to apologize for being late. I had to make a run to the adult store because a friend decided last-minute that we're having a Dirty Drunken Santa gift exchange party on Friday and I can't take my kids to a sex shop. Today was the only day I could go due to Other Obligations, and holiday traffic made it terrible getting in and out. My car is still at the BFF's house, and I will have to go out after this and pick it up.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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So, let me take a minute to apologize for being late. I had to make a run to the adult store because a friend decided last-minute that we're having a Dirty Drunken Santa gift exchange party on Friday and I can't take my kids to a sex shop. Today was the only day I could go due to Other Obligations, and holiday traffic made it terrible getting in and out. My car is still at the BFF's house, and I will have to go out after this and pick it up.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
I think we were all satisfied with you explanation of "sex shop"
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Right, but I don't think it was clear why it HAD to be TODAY.
I don't want y'all thinking I just needed a new vibrator really bad or something. (Although I did pick up something for myself, but only as an afterthought.)
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Shhhh!
And hey, did you know we can click on the buttons to give and take away cans without waiting an hour?
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And hey, did you know we can click on the buttons to give and take away cans without waiting an hour?
You can also go into someone's profile and give someone just a massively huge truckload of cans with just a few keystrokes.
That's how Bobby got all his.
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I know, I've done that, but this seems more sneaky somehow.
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Well there you have it. that wraps up the 2009 TOUAMBie awards.
Thanks for playing and come back next year!
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A big round of applause for our intrepid host, Paul! *clap clap clap*
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But where are the concession speeches!
Great job, Paul and everyone. So much better than real life in every way.
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Well done, Paul! Billy Crystal, eat your heart out.
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I love this so much. It is a love story! I haven't got belly laughs from internet shenanigans in quite a while.
You people, and especially Paul, are a cut above.
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Hooray for Paul!
I can't wait to see the pictures.
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I am having a celebratory piece of cake. Now if I only had some nubile young lass to mash it with her bottom.
Bluemoon, does your ass picture involve cake at all?
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Cake! How did I not think of cake.
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I am having a celebratory piece of cake. Now if I only had some nubile young lass to mash it with her bottom.
Bluemoon, does your ass picture involve cake at all?
Regrets, it does not. However, cake has certainly contributed to my ass.
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Ba-dum PISH!
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(sorry everybody. impromptu dinner party.)
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Excellent job by Paul, as always he does. If this was Britain, he should be knighted. Wait, Judy is back and he is Britain, right? Is he the king? Judy, knight this man, I say!
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Make me a mod and I will officially knight Paul.
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Make me a mod and I will officially knight Paul.
PAUL! Remember that it's easiest to dick-slap someone who is kneeling down! Don't get tricked by Judy and his promises of glorious knighthood!
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PAUL! Remember that it's easiest to dick-slap someone who is kneeling down! Don't get tricked by Judy and his promises of glorious knighthood!
this never occurred to me........
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bastars wgb u/an U not a mod?
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bastars wgb u/an U not a mod?
the hell?
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the hell?
Bastards. Why am I not a mod (yet)?
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you people are confusing me a lot more than usual, as of late.
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what do you mean "you people"
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He means it in the "I've seen things YOU PEOPLE wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion" kind of way, not the "I don't usually like YOU PEOPLE but you're one of the good ones" kind of way.
He is not a racist, you see, he is some kind of super *****.
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funny, he looks like a teddy bear to me
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He means it in the "I've seen things YOU PEOPLE wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion" kind of way, not the "I don't usually like YOU PEOPLE but you're one of the good ones" kind of way.
OMG, is GKA really The Doctor?
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OMG, is GKA really The Doctor?
???
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???
Indeed, Doctor Who?
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He means it in the "I've seen things YOU PEOPLE wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion" kind of way, not the "I don't usually like YOU PEOPLE but you're one of the good ones" kind of way.
He is not a racist, you see, he is some kind of super *****.
It would be frikkin' hard for him to be racist, what with being half Ecuadorian, half New Jersey white, with a brother of same lineage, another brother who's black/white/Native American, and another brother who's black/white/Hispanic. That would be a Bad Thing.
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It would be frikkin' hard for him to be racist, what with being half Ecuadorian, half New Jersey white, with a brother of same lineage, another brother who's black/white/Native American, and another brother who's black/white/Hispanic. That would be a Bad Thing.
easy, tiger...
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It would be frikkin' hard for him to be racist, what with being half Ecuadorian, half New Jersey white, with a brother of same lineage, another brother who's black/white/Native American, and another brother who's black/white/Hispanic. That would be a Bad Thing.
i think it would be within his abilities if he tried hard enough
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It may almost be easier, really.
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bluemoon all tryin to keep the green man down