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Title: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on September 13, 2013, 01:50:47 pm
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09132013

Poor Beef. Four ladles, seriously?

Also, does this mean Molly broke the toilet?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Choop on September 13, 2013, 02:12:22 pm
according to the caption, she's mad? about what exactly? it sounds like she didn't break the toilet, she just, uh, lower-decked her own house?

hey onstad it's friday so FUCK YOU i mean i'm glad for the free comic and the improving pace but you can't draw nine panels of beef working about morning wood and then skip over molly being mad enough about something to leave a deuce unflushed
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: sensate on September 13, 2013, 02:20:42 pm
Become the ruling body, dude!
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: jaydub on September 13, 2013, 02:33:51 pm
Can the water company even cut you off like that? I wonder how it works. Do they put a padlock on the valve? Is there a secret cutoff valve they can hit remotely?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: AugustWest on September 13, 2013, 02:36:57 pm
Hells yes the water company can cut you off.  There's a valve by your meter and they'll send a dude with a long wrench to pull up the manhole cover and twist that thing to the off position until you come up with the sheckels.

Source: Have forgotten to pay the water bill before.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: AugustWest on September 13, 2013, 02:38:00 pm
P.S. Weekly strips seem to be working well.  Maybe it'll prove to be a good rhythm for O.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: dejavroom on September 13, 2013, 02:47:13 pm
There was a video on the internet like that.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: greenkoolayd on September 13, 2013, 03:24:14 pm
hey onstad it's friday so FUCK YOU i mean i'm glad for the free comic and the improving pace but you can't draw nine panels of beef working about morning wood and then skip over molly being mad enough about something to leave a deuce unflushed

this, please.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: oball on September 13, 2013, 03:41:20 pm
Leaving the deuce unflushed was not a voluntary decision by Molly due to madness.  It was forced upon her by Beef's non-payment of the water bill.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on September 13, 2013, 03:50:40 pm
What is going on in the ninth panel with that cock there? Is he holding a book open to a page with an erect penis or is he opening a hole in his body, Bender style, to reveal a penis... inside of him?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Choop on September 13, 2013, 03:59:09 pm
goddamnit, of course. oball, i bow to your superior grasp of the situation.

sorry everybody
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: jay-ell on September 13, 2013, 04:12:46 pm
Leaving the deuce unflushed was not a voluntary decision by Molly due to madness.  It was forced upon her by Beef's non-payment of the water bill.

Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: dejavroom on September 13, 2013, 04:30:12 pm
Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.

Hey I got that.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: wombat on September 13, 2013, 04:41:40 pm
Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.

I thought dudes knew how plumbing worked. I'm flabbergasted.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: wombat on September 13, 2013, 04:43:14 pm
Oh yeah, they are living in Ray's pool house,

Are they? We had no comics for like years. Who knows what happened while we weren't watching. They could have moved.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: AugustWest on September 13, 2013, 05:08:37 pm
Oh yeah, they are living in Ray's pool house, which I would assume is on the properties main line. So does 'the water company' mean Beef forgot to pay Ray his portion of the bill? That's not the kind of thing it would seem Ray would do to a bro from knucklehead times, all killing the H2O.

Or did he put in a separate meter and sub out the poolhouse as a residence for Beef & Molly? That seems more like the kind of thing Ray would do. But damn that is a large gesture. Just for water (leaving out gas & electric) after you run the new pipes and get them all Kings X'd by the city inspector it's gonna cost you $14k just to have the water company come out and hook up the meter for you.

So, in short. Ray prolly spent close to $100k to set up utilities for his best-bro and Beef still can't keep the agua flowing because he is from circumstances.

Circumstances is one bad-ass mofo, I'm telling all y'all.

A wizard did it.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on September 13, 2013, 05:30:23 pm
So no one is going to help me figure out what is going on in panel 9 with the penis? Thanks guys.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: dejavroom on September 13, 2013, 05:31:08 pm
So no one is going to help me figure out what is going on in panel 9 with the c*ck? Thanks guys.

He's holding a magazino, duderino.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on September 13, 2013, 05:38:24 pm
Yeah, a magazine.

I would like to point out that the last part of the title of this thread is "_Roast_Beef_in_France_" but when the link is underlined you can't tell.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: KeithHernandez on September 13, 2013, 09:12:28 pm
I haven't seen the comic, but in college our water got turned off at this big apartment complex...we just got a wrench and turned that shit back on.  The landlord was supposed to be paying our bills.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: jaydub on September 13, 2013, 10:19:14 pm
I haven't seen the comic, but in college our water got turned off at this big apartment complex...we just got a wrench and turned that shit back on.
Right, never having fallen prey to this particular circumstance is what prompted my earlier question.  If there is a water leak somewhere, or I want to install a faucet, there is a ball valve near my garage with a handle on it.  Inline with pipe = open.  Perpendicular to pipe and deuces don't get flushed.  I gather there is yet another valve, probably 30 feet away where the tangle of official dials and pipes are, that The Man can shut off with impunity.  Perhaps inside a locked box to thwart Keith and his roommates.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: KeithHernandez on September 13, 2013, 11:33:51 pm
This was like one of those newly built apartment complex's with like the six buildings with 3 floors and 4 apts on each floor thing...the water was in the parking lot underground, like 15 ft from our apartment building...if this helps?

Edit: also, still haven't scene the comic (does anyone know how to get alt text on iPhone?) but you can put water in the back of the tank then flush right?  I come from a place with a septic tank, a pool, tornados and a really really bad electricity company/not many people on our line.  This is what we did in those 4 or 5 days without electricity.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: Llewelyn Ash on September 13, 2013, 11:45:34 pm
Does this mean Roast Beef didn't find Theo Freedom and now doesn't give a shit (like me)? Does this mean there will be weekly Achewoods with no Ray? Can we just forget the arc from his collapse to puking in the cap? I hope so on that last one anyway as I'm also disregarding the whole Ray is a car salesman's cat bullshit or whatever it was.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: littlefallsmets on September 15, 2013, 09:10:45 am
Did he call Molly the cat's "girlfriend" in the alt-text?

They're still married, aren't they?

Or is the artist drawing too directly from his actual life, forgetting that Beef's life isn't exactly his and treating all the women in his life as one-Molly many-faces?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: pmcd9 on September 18, 2013, 08:06:33 pm
If you don't pay your water bill they will come out and turn the valve off and put a little plastic lock on the valve. If you turn the water back on they will eventually come back and put a real lock on it. If you cut the lock off and turn the valve back on they will eventually come back and cut and cap the line. They may also send the cops out to arrest you.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: wombat on September 18, 2013, 08:24:51 pm
Speaking from experience?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
Post by: pmcd9 on September 18, 2013, 08:38:10 pm
No, I've only personally been as far as stage one of that process.