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Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« on: September 13, 2013, 01:50:47 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09132013

Poor Beef. Four ladles, seriously?

Also, does this mean Molly broke the toilet?
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 02:12:22 pm »
according to the caption, she's mad? about what exactly? it sounds like she didn't break the toilet, she just, uh, lower-decked her own house?

hey onstad it's friday so FUCK YOU i mean i'm glad for the free comic and the improving pace but you can't draw nine panels of beef working about morning wood and then skip over molly being mad enough about something to leave a deuce unflushed
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2013, 02:20:42 pm »
Become the ruling body, dude!
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 02:33:51 pm »
Can the water company even cut you off like that? I wonder how it works. Do they put a padlock on the valve? Is there a secret cutoff valve they can hit remotely?
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2013, 02:36:57 pm »
Hells yes the water company can cut you off.  There's a valve by your meter and they'll send a dude with a long wrench to pull up the manhole cover and twist that thing to the off position until you come up with the sheckels.

Source: Have forgotten to pay the water bill before.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2013, 02:38:00 pm »
P.S. Weekly strips seem to be working well.  Maybe it'll prove to be a good rhythm for O.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2013, 02:47:13 pm »
There was a video on the internet like that.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2013, 03:24:14 pm »
Quote from: Choop on September 13, 2013, 02:12:22 pm
hey onstad it's friday so FUCK YOU i mean i'm glad for the free comic and the improving pace but you can't draw nine panels of beef working about morning wood and then skip over molly being mad enough about something to leave a deuce unflushed

this, please.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2013, 03:41:20 pm »
Leaving the deuce unflushed was not a voluntary decision by Molly due to madness.  It was forced upon her by Beef's non-payment of the water bill.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2013, 03:50:40 pm »
What is going on in the ninth panel with that cock there? Is he holding a book open to a page with an erect penis or is he opening a hole in his body, Bender style, to reveal a penis... inside of him?
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2013, 03:59:09 pm »
goddamnit, of course. oball, i bow to your superior grasp of the situation.

sorry everybody
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2013, 04:12:46 pm »
Quote from: oball on September 13, 2013, 03:41:20 pm
Leaving the deuce unflushed was not a voluntary decision by Molly due to madness.  It was forced upon her by Beef's non-payment of the water bill.

Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2013, 04:30:12 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 13, 2013, 04:12:46 pm
Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.

Hey I got that.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2013, 04:41:40 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 13, 2013, 04:12:46 pm
Seriously people. Y'all are such dudes.

I thought dudes knew how plumbing worked. I'm flabbergasted.
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Re: Friday the 13th of September: _Roast_Beef_in_France_
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2013, 04:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 13, 2013, 04:29:21 pm
Oh yeah, they are living in Ray's pool house,

Are they? We had no comics for like years. Who knows what happened while we weren't watching. They could have moved.
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