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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 01:06:18 pm »
bastards

now I have the flu.  i should have never spent any time here with you dirty swine

fu(k you.

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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 09:43:42 am »
your pugs are basically the BBcode equivalent of

AM NOT

AM SO

AM NOT

AM SO

I mean, shit, the government allows you people to have kids?

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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 09:40:58 am »
you guys like your pictures, don't you.  watch a lot of TV, do you?  I mean, come on.  Yeah from some perspectives you could say I'm an idiot or an ass or just plain dumb or a jerk or some combination thereof, but shit, pictures of pugs?  Over and over again?  Maybe it's just me, but I can only see two possible ways to interpret your pugs:  Either you're validating my posts with a response, or you're as idiotic as you think my posts are.  Or ... wait ...  there could be a third possibility, namely, one or both of the first two possibilities coupled with irony.  I mean shit, get a life people.  Rather than post pugs, why don't you delete any post of mine as soon as you identify it as something likely to provoke the kind of response you see here, ban my IP, and then proceed to do something more constructive with your time?  Not every fu(king thing in this world needs a response.  Not every driver who cuts you off in traffic or on the interweb needs to be given the finger. If you spend your life responding to every provocation, you'll never have much of a life, and your consciousness will never rise out of the gutter.  Of course, banning me on sight wouldn't force anyone to be any more constructive, and so I guess you'd all just sort of sit around and marinate in your self-centeredness.  I mean shit, you don't have to interpret my posts and my points of view in a negative way.  Fu(k.  zoom out a little.  try to see the larger picture.  The way you all carry on, one would expect your reaction to some film like La Cite Des Enfants Perdus to be one of unending negativity.  I mean yeah, there's a lot of gross shit in that movie, but it does tell a compelling tale, and ultimately explores the human spirit in original ways.  I'm not saying I'm a genius artist, but fu(k, I'm certainly not as ignorant as you all.  But I guess my argument goes both ways -- if you're all idiots, then I'm an idiot for continuing to interact with you, kind of like prodding a wild beast to get a thrill out of arousing the beast's ire.  I guess I'm a perpetual optimist...  I would like to believe that as a group, at least some of you could form some sort of understanding that reaches a little higher than your navels.  As individuals, there would be no point in interacting with most of you.  But taken as a group, you represent something more tragic, something more pathetic, and more dangerous.  Collective condescension is probably the most dangerous dynamic in human culture, and my philosophy is that it should never go unchallenged.  You fu(k heads need to be more tolerant.

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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 07:33:58 am »

When I am younger, ok, sure, but not so much now. Maybe I change, maybe they change. who knows?



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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 07:21:51 am »
IS FUNNY BECAUSE I MIXES COGENT WITH ABSURD PSYCHO

A;LSO IS FUNA-CAP ALL CAPS

I AM NAKED RIFHT NOW WITH HUGE 5 INCH ERECTION AND YOU MIGHT THINK IS NOT TOO BIG WELL MAYBE NOT BUT I HAS EXTRA TESTES THOSE NEUTICLES THEYH PUTS IN THE PETS I GOT SOME OF THEM ON EBAY AND I PUTTED THEM IN MYSELF WITH SUTURES AND SHIUT.  I USED LOCAL ANESTHETIC.  I'M A MAN A REAL MAN BUT I'M NOT INSANE.

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Wild Card / Re: ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 07:15:02 am »

im sorry you didnt get any Christmas presents, but how is that our collective fault?

SEE THIS IS WHAT PRECISELY I'M TALKING ABOUT.  KAN WE PLEASE TRY TO KEEP IT ON TOPIK FOR FU(K'S SAKE???

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Wild Card / ACHEWOOD AND TOUAMB AND
« on: December 28, 2009, 07:07:20 am »

SO I HAVE THIS IDEA RIGHT

YOU GUYS THERE ARE SOME OF YOU RIGHT WHO HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SORTS A TOUAMB COMMUNITY

EVEN SOME OF THE LURKERS WHO NEVER POST AT ALL THEY SOME OF THEM MAYBE IS INTERESTED IN YOUR COMMUNITY KIND OF IN THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WATCH A TV SHOW SITCOM DRAMA WHATEVER ABOUT PEOPLE WHO YOU NEVER INTERACT WITH PRETTY SOON YOU START TO TAKE AN INTEREST

SO HERE IS MY THING

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE TOUAMB COMMUNITY AND MOVE IT TO SOME OTHER BOARD ON SOME OTHER url.  YOU COULD HAVE THE SAME MODERATORS AND EVERYTHING/

REASON WHY

BECAUSE IF TOUAMB WAS JUST ABOUT ACHEWOOD, THEN IT WOULD DEVELOP AND FLOURISH MORE

BECAUSE IMPLICIT IN THE DYNAMICS OF THE ACHEWOOD AREA OF TOUMB, IMPLICIT IN THE INTERACTIONS, IS ALL THAT TOUAMB COMMUNITY DYNAMICS.

AND I AM NOT DISSING ON TOUAMB COMMUNITY, I AM JUST POINTING OUT THAT TOUAMB DYNAMICS IS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST FOR DEVELOPING achewood COMMUNITY.

COMMUNITY OF SCHOLARS ON ACHEWOOD SUBJECT

WHEN A BUNCH OF SCIENTISTS GO TO A CONFERENCE THEY DON'T BRING THEIR PERSONAL LIVES WITH THEM.  THEY ARE AT THE CONFERENCE FOR THE SUBJECT MATTER AT HAND.  SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE FRIENDS, BUT MANY OF THEM ARE NOT.  IT'S IMPORTANT TO SORT OF SEPARATE THE PROFESSIONAL SUBJECT FROM THE PERSONAL SUBJECTS.

AND MY POINT IS THAT TOUAMB TOO MUCH CO-MINGLES THE PERSONAL LIVES OF THE PARTICI##### WITH THESE PARTICI##### INSIGHTS AND EXPLORATIONS OF ACHEWOOD.  AND THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE THAT CO-MINGLING MAKES YOUR INSIGHTS AND EXPLORATIONS TO SOME DEGREE INACCESSIBLE TO MOST PEOPLE, NO DIFFERENT THAN IF SOME SCIENTISTS GOT TOGETHER AT A CONFERENCE AND PEPPERED THEIR PAPERS AND PRESENTATIONS WITH INSIDE JOKES THAT ONLY A HANDFUL OF THEM UNDERSTOOD.

THERE NEEDS TO BE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AN EFFORT TO DEVELOP A COMMON LANGUAGE OF ACHEWOOD, AND SO, SOME EFFORT NEEDS TO BE ENCOURAGED ON THE PART OF EVERYONE TO SOMEWHAT DIVORCE THEIR PERSONAL LIVES FROM THIS LANGUAGE OF ACHEWOOD.

THIS WOULD BE IN ONSTAD'S BEST INTEREST IF A MORE ACHEWOOD-CENTRIC LANGUAGE AND COMMUNITY CAN BE DEVELOPED, AND IT WOULD BE IN THE FAN'S BEST INTERESTS, TO THE EXTENT THAT THE FANS ARE INTERESTED IN ACHEWOOD AS A STAND-ALONE PIECE OF CULTURE.  i DO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME FANS ARE INTERESTED AS MUCH IN THE INTERPERSONAL INTERACTION WITH OTHER FANS AS THEY ARE WITH ACHEWOOD, AND ACHEWOOD IS KINDA MORE OF AN EXCUSE TO GET TOGETHER, AND THAT'S FINE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THIS KINDA LIMITS THE EXTENT TO HOW BIG THE 'ACHEWOOD' COMMUNITY CAN GROW TO HOW BIG A PARTICULAR CLIQUE OF FRIENDS CAN GROW.

sO THAT'S WHY i'M SAYING THERE SHOULD BE ONLY ONE TOUAMB COMMUNITY, AND IT SHOULD BE DEDICATED ONLY -- *only* -- TO DEVELOPMENT OF IDEAS AND DISCUSSION ***about achewood**** AND THEN OVER IN SOME OTHER FORUM, SHOULD BE THE TOUAMB MUTUAL CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE OF FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES WHO LIKE TO GET TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE PICTURES OF EACH OTHER'S PFLAME THROWING DILDO EXHAUST SYSTEMS, AND IN YET A THIRD, AND A FOURTH, AND A FIFTH FORUM YOU COULD HAVE OTHER COMMUNTIES WHO ARE INTERESTED IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT TO BE INTERESTED IN, THAT WOULD BE FINE IF touamb CAN HELP PEOPLE FIND EACH OTHER AND CONNECT ON A INTERPERSONAL LEVEL, RIGHT, BUT AT THE POINT WHERE THOSE INTERPERSONAL CONNECTIONS BECOME SO STRONG AND INTENSE THAT YOU ALL START TO WANT TO HAVE EACH OTHER'S BABIES, THEN IT BECOMES A DISTRACTION TO THE CENTRAL MISSION OF SPREADING THE ACHEWOOD GOSSAPPLE, AND IT'S TIME TO GET A ROOM IN A FORUM SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THANK YOU TOUAMB BITCHES FOR READING MY SUGGESTION TODAY OF WHY YOU ALL SUCJ SO MUCH AND WHY I WANT YOU ALL TO GO TO HELL AND DIE AND WHY I WANT TO BE ABLE TO COME HERE AND SEE INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION OF ACHEWOOD AND NOT THE WANK FEST OF BARBIE BREAST IMPLANT POPULAR CULTURE MY SPUSE HAS ADD CRY CRY I GOT PROMOTED TODAY AT WORK WANK WANK SPLUT SPLAT CETERA AND CETERA AND CETERA AD NAUSEUM AD INFINITUM AD HOC AD GAG AD PRICK AD ASS AD SO ON.





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oh man, I laugued long and hard at that.  not being sarcastic for reals I cant say why exactly but it hit my funny bone.  I take it you are aware that Manson actually does do some pretty neat art, and yes, I would be interested in something by him.  but eh, no need to buy me out, as I can't bring myself to spend too much time here.  there are too many haters, and I really dislike this type of message board format.  it's too cumbersome for my tastes. 

all right well I'm off now.  I have to finish reading this book while I'm still awake.  toodles all.

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littlefallsmets:

You're correct; most psychos tend to be male.  it's interesting that most tend to be white too.  At least, serial killers are mostly white. 

for what it's worth, I am a white male. 

I can't find any suitable pictures of me at the moment to verify this, but here's a WAV of my voice:

http://midconet.net/achewoodtest/cowboy2s.WAV

of course, there is this interesting gal who doesn't conform to the norm:



That's the lady who flailed herself towards the pope, two years in a row now.  All we know is that the media is reporting that she has psychological problems, although I don't know if that claim as been verified, and even if it is, it's not too precise.  Maybe she just doesn't like the pope... lots of sane people don't like the pope.  Or maybe she's got a lesbian crush on Jody Foster... who knows...

--

but anyway, as to your ideas that my activities are pathetic or whatever, hey, you're making a lot of assumptions there.  Maybe if you did what I do, it might be pathetic, but I'm not you.  We all perceive the world differently, and we all find different things to be interesting.  Careful not to assume that your empirical observations are valid from someone else's perspective.  You might see someone sitting on the floor playing with the dust that dances in the sunlight, but you don't know what's going on in that person's mind, and whatever is going on in that person's mind might not even be something that could be translated into something that your mind could understand.  Does that make it good or bad, superior or inferior?  No -- it's just different, and if it works for that person, then that's the main thing.  Granted, there are times I have pissed some people off, and sometimes, making someone uncomfortable can be a good thing for that person, and sometimes it's a bad thing. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CAcJ7kh1RE ("rocky mountain music" by eddie rabbit)

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random question... what's the point of having the admin approve every account registration, if the admins pretty much approve any registration?  Since the this admin approval thing started, I've been able to register multiple accounts, all of them with bogus e-mail addresses.  Shouldn't the system at least require the user to validate the e-mail address, by e-mailing them some pass-code or something?

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the colon D (: D) are :) faces.  if you picture them as such in your mind's eye, you might be less hackled and annoyed.

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it's like you guys are develiping your own esperanto.

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that's freaky.  A I U auto transcribes into shithead

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quote 

It has finally occurred to me that gladi8orrex (from Assetbar) is probably Shithead, though.  Took me a while.

/quote


no.  :D Mr. Wonderful is not gladi8orrex. :D :D

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