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Achewood / Re: 28 September 2006 - For reals, cognac large
« on: September 28, 2006, 06:53:33 am »
No one has yet mentioned the disappointing lack of Airwolf? For shame.
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Achewood / 21 September 2006 - Made the al-Qaeda death list
« on: September 21, 2006, 11:06:55 am »
What a move.
That is pretty much the full pallete of celebrity attention-grabbing. I've always thought that Hanna-Barbera and Disney were sort of incomparable, though. Disney mostly stuck to movies and Hanna-Barbera was mostly television.
That is pretty much the full pallete of celebrity attention-grabbing. I've always thought that Hanna-Barbera and Disney were sort of incomparable, though. Disney mostly stuck to movies and Hanna-Barbera was mostly television.
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Achewood / Re: March 15, 2006: You've not had my life.
« on: March 15, 2006, 10:08:14 pm »
Uh, wow, is it just me or is the Achewood site totally down now? The frontpage leads me to opusinteractive.com and the archive links 404. Fancy me missing out on this apparently awesome comic, unless you're all just making up the awesomest things you can think of an adding it to the thread in a giant, baroque web of deceit. Liars!
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Achewood / Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« on: March 14, 2006, 01:45:15 am »
Topic spoils it, man. Besides, there is no better topic line in this strip than "With him there's no inbetween".
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Achewood / Re: March 10, 2006 - The dude so raw he beat down his oldest friend
« on: March 10, 2006, 10:57:13 pm »
POSSIBLE STUNNING GOF ENDGAME PLOT TWISTS:
1) Todd wins it. He was hiding under a beer can the entire time, biding his time until only one remained.
2) The entire thing is a hoax. Roast Beef felt sorry that Ray was humiliated by Cartilage Head, so he constructed a way for him to regain his manhood. He formed a partnership with Todd and had him ask Ray for seeder for a business, which they split; Todd using his for smack n' hos, and Beef to hire a vast armada of goons and a tract of land in Bakersfield. He talked everyone else into following along and constructed a crude history of the Fight based on the radio show "Great Outdoor Fight", which was a fan of in his childhood. He knew Ray would go along with it unwittingly, especially when he constructed a false website and fraudulent eBay items. He then talked Ray's mother into going along with it, and the plan was set in motion. The arc will end with So-Rod winning the GOF so handily that they decide never to hold it again (conveniently). Ray never discovers the truth.
3) It was Liebot. Somehow.
1) Todd wins it. He was hiding under a beer can the entire time, biding his time until only one remained.
2) The entire thing is a hoax. Roast Beef felt sorry that Ray was humiliated by Cartilage Head, so he constructed a way for him to regain his manhood. He formed a partnership with Todd and had him ask Ray for seeder for a business, which they split; Todd using his for smack n' hos, and Beef to hire a vast armada of goons and a tract of land in Bakersfield. He talked everyone else into following along and constructed a crude history of the Fight based on the radio show "Great Outdoor Fight", which was a fan of in his childhood. He knew Ray would go along with it unwittingly, especially when he constructed a false website and fraudulent eBay items. He then talked Ray's mother into going along with it, and the plan was set in motion. The arc will end with So-Rod winning the GOF so handily that they decide never to hold it again (conveniently). Ray never discovers the truth.
3) It was Liebot. Somehow.
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Achewood / Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« on: March 03, 2006, 11:44:06 am »
I suspect that Roast Beef really is that much of a dogg. Last strip he saw Ray channel one of his adolescence heroes, and he has been grooming Ray to conquer pretty well all through the GOF. They may come out of this even stronger buds, if that was non-homosexually possible. The question is, will Beef roll over for him, or will it be an actual fight?
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Achewood / Re: Beef... .....are you in the fight? February 06. 2006
« on: February 06, 2006, 07:25:56 pm »
This arc has been super awesome, and I can't wait to see where it will go. However, one thing has been bothering me. Three thousand men (cats) are about to beat the crap out of each other over three days along with turkey-chomping and brandy-guzzling. Where the hell is Lyle?
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Achewood / Lifestyle is to diabetes what a nail is to a hammer 12/09/05
« on: December 10, 2005, 05:30:54 am »
I would also like the join the camp that enjoyed this strip. And is it me, or does Ray run like a Peanuts character?
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Achewood / 11/07/05 -- parkour
« on: November 08, 2005, 04:07:41 am »
So, if Ray was not able to piece together what Lil' Nephew was doing before, why did he tear the car apart? Was he just that mad that LN was in a lame (but sensible) car?
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Achewood / October 24, 2005 - noooOOOOOO!
« on: October 24, 2005, 08:51:03 am »
Mattgiraffe is a liar and a drunk. You look under "Title", as the alt-text slot is empty. People just call it "alt-text" to confuse you. Don't believe their lies.
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Achewood / August 8, 2005 - Harry Potter and the Hanoi Hilton
« on: August 08, 2005, 10:27:19 am »
I had assumed that this would be just another chicken recipe, but Onstad has certainly come out in a big way. Though I am not familiar with the continuity myself, are Stiv and Uggs actual characters in HP, or merely character created by Lyle to aid him in literally pissing all over Potter?
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Achewood / Like, to the Doctor! Friday, July 22, 2005
« on: July 22, 2005, 08:12:33 am »
The alt-text is funny. I'm not sure we need Roast Beef's Circumstances made any clearer, though. Or perhaps the flashbacks could at least be directed at areas of interest, like "how Roast Beef and Ray met" instead just random Beef abuse.
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Achewood / I have weird ideas about what it means to be a man 12 Jul 05
« on: July 12, 2005, 06:45:45 am »
Ever wonder why anytime those two go anywhere Roast Beef is always the one that drives? He has a pretty confident driving style for a dude who's afraid of creeks.
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Achewood / For Ray, By Ray -- 07/06/05
« on: July 06, 2005, 09:39:35 am »
One thing I'd like to know, does that card expire in 2099, or did it expire previous to Ray actually founding the bank?
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Achewood / 2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« on: February 21, 2005, 09:39:57 am »
And a return to bigger panels. It works, though. You can get a lot of mileage out of hating Paris Hilton.
I would have titled this thread "Scientific, Though". Since what we need more of is science.
I would have titled this thread "Scientific, Though". Since what we need more of is science.
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