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[pmcd9]

Ooh I do, I hate her the most.

~Paul

[R-Machine]

And a return to bigger panels. It works, though. You can get a lot of mileage out of hating Paris Hilton.

I would have titled this thread "Scientific, Though". Since what we need more of is science.

[CortJstr]

I don't think Beef's suggestions is totally fair. Granted watching kids get gunned down isn't fun, but Beef doesn't really like children to begin with so he'd react less.

So was she famous before the Simple Life or what?

[pmcd9]

So was she famous before the Simple Life or what?

She had a brief stint as a porn star.

~Paul

[robot_roll_call]

This strip is topical because someone hacked her PDA thing yesterday, so her whole address book was on the internet.  It was pretty cool if you ever wanted to call Vin Diesel or Pauly Shore but did not know how to go about doing that.

As for the contest, I think it's pretty futile. There is basically no way to quantify or qualify your hate for Paris Hilton.

[Beatrice]

my mom when the SimpleLife came on,

"What the hell! no one wants to know how tiny their dogs are or what tennis shoes they wear! Turn this crap OFF!"

heh.  She hates a lot of people on T.V. that aren't on PBS.  She might win.

[Bobby Isosceles]

my mom when the SimpleLife came on,

"What the hell! no one wants to know how tiny their dogs are or what tennis shoes they wear! Turn this crap OFF!"

heh.  She hates a lot of people on T.V. that aren't on PBS.  She might win.

I think pop culture needs a return to Victorian mores and styles. I say this partially to point out what a shit Paris Hilton eseques are, but also as an excuse to paste this exchange:

11:05 < isosceles> i totally respect men who wear pith helmets
11:08 < dawa> is that respect in a rap sense?
11:09  * dave holds out his clenched fist, horizontal like, to dawa - lay a
          pound on me nigga
11:11 < isosceles> actually
11:11 < isosceles> you know
11:11 < isosceles> i would totally get behind a portly english man in a
                   waistcoat, pith helmet, mutton chops to handlebar moustache,
                   spats and monacle rapping about totally fuck*ng up some cape
                   buffalo in the hood
11:12 < isosceles> at the end making a ghetto hand sign and going "what up mah
                   BWANAAAAAAZ"
11:12 < isosceles> and admit it: SO WOULD YOU
11:12 < dave> Sounds like an industry engineered artist waiting to be unleashed
              on the public to me
11:12 < dave> Make it happen isosceles
11:13 < isosceles> will do
11:13 < isosceles> The Notorious Reginald Swillworth Oglethorpe, III, Esq.
11:13 < isosceles> repreSENT the house of lords

[MattFish]

I love this strip

[Skillator]

I think they need to build up just to see exactly how much a person hates Paris Hilton.
Hook them up to a blood pressure monitor... Start with Pauly shore dancing, then move up to Garfield pushing Odie, then a person just pouring ketchup on their fries (like a ridiculous amount), then Kevin Smith exchanging awards with Quentin Tarentino, then Pat with a tray on carob covered prunes, then a guy shooting kids, then a puppy getting stomped, then Mel Gibson sitting on the pile of money he got from Passion of the Christ, and then Paris Hilton talking on the phone.

I think for me ot would be a tie for Mel and Paris. That Kevin Smith one would be close too.

[Bobby Isosceles]

So was she famous before the Simple Life or what?

She had a brief stint as a porn star.

~Paul

I believe she was the star of these videos.

[robot_roll_call]

I think they need to build up just to see exactly how much a person hates Paris Hilton.
Hook them up to a blood pressure monitor... Start with Pauly shore dancing, then move up to Garfield pushing Odie, then a person just pouring ketchup on their fries (like a ridiculous amount), then Kevin Smith exchanging awards with Quentin Tarentino, then Pat with a tray on carob covered prunes, then a guy shooting kids, then a puppy getting stomped, then Mel Gibson sitting on the pile of money he got from Passion of the Christ, and then Paris Hilton talking on the phone.

I think for me ot would be a tie for Mel and Paris. That Kevin Smith one would be close too.

Congratulations. You have just invented VH1.

[CortJstr]

then Mel Gibson sitting on the pile of money he got from Passion of the Christ,

Don't forget that they're now re-releasing this with some of the more violent parts taken out to try and bring in younger/more squeamish viewers.

[Beatrice]

Congratulations. You have just invented VH1.

I'd like to see some VH1 bashing in general.  If Micheal Ian Black is not on the screen, no one else should be.

"Because, at the end of the day, I believe telling topical jokes and interviewing C-level celebrities is a higher calling. If this were the Middle Ages, talk-show hosts would be the priests, their guests the penitents. Or not. I don't know. Regardless, it's a hell of a lot better than what I'm currently doing, which is expounding on the cultural significance of The A-Team for VH1. (When they asked me for my occupation on my income tax return this year, I wrote down "Fundit," and almost collapsed from depression.)"

[V-Adore]

I like Beef's weird synthesis of science and fun. Also, real human-sized panels are like a breath of fresh air.

[Max]

Michael Ian Black is an incredibly beautiful man.