EDITED TO ADD LINK TO STRIP:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09012005

If you're going to be "first post!?!!!!!!"-er, then try to not fuck it up next time cockhead.

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Man, I like so much about this one: the fact that we pick up the conversation mid-stream, for one. Beef's awesome facial expressions. The fact that even though Beef has clearly grown himself a sack when compared to the Beef of a couple of years ago, he still manages to find ways to be a little bit polite when he insults someone: he intimates that Onstad went to 'Talk Like A Dick' school. This is clearly the kind of place you would go if you weren't actually a Dick, but you wanted to learn how to talk like one.

And 'Mr. Funnylaffs' is one of those great non-commital insults where you're essentially saying 'yeah, I know you're trying to be a funny guy, but I will leave it up to you as to whether I actually think you are funny'.

Am I reading too much into the drawings of the cat talking on the phone, perhaps?

Yeah, that one was, um...  yeah. Wow.

I think I need a hug.

It is now the hobby of the household to trick Phillipe into slamming headlong into the wall. I am not surprised that Lyle has followed Lie Bot down this particular path... but I am a bit surprised he knows enough about Harry Potter to pull this one off.

(also my choice for thread title would have been "Shaddup, you!")

I guess he's going to hand the letter to the judge and sta--

Damn. Beaten.

This is promising. The strip's never veered into the territory of courtroom hijinks before.

And I guess now all we can hope for re: the Téodor Soft Boy saga is a resolution in the blogs.

I liked this one quite a bit; maybe because I like it when Onstad uses Téodor as a way of letting out his inner music nerd.

I do think that 5% is a little low for GBV, and waaaay too high for Merritt.

Is this the first time we've seen Cornelius swear since he wasn't afraid of the fuck*ng poilce?

Oh, snap.