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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: November 30, 2018, 07:13:00 pm »
Could a 2018 Volvo S90 qualify as being "Of Despair?" Asking for a friend.
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@achewood "One of Your Shoes is By the Dog Food: A Tale of Things Not Worth Mentioning During Married Life," is out in September on Harper-Doubleday.
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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: July 17, 2018, 06:02:20 pm »No but I might create a video of me fooding him.
Millenials call this "unboxing."
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History / Re: President Trump
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:40:32 pm »Paul, let Wombat enjoy her chopsticks before Trump makes them illegal.
They can be used to build a great wall of balsa wood a million miles tall and half a centimeter thick to stop those dirty Spanish Muslims from crossing the Rio Grande and taking our jerbs and imposing Shari'a Communism. Why don't you love America, Wombat?
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Achewood / Re: 28th October 2016: par-kit-u-ler
« on: October 28, 2016, 03:02:51 pm »legitimately a better and less dangerous choice than one of the two main candidates for President of the United States
Well, you can always vote for Trump so that we can Make America Great Again
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Achewood / Re: 20th August 2016:These guys definitely had to go out and buy toner at least once
« on: August 19, 2016, 04:02:22 pm »
Here we were, bitching about how him being a brand new father will ruin the strip and now suddenly it's eleven years later?
I feel old.
PS. Strip was totally ruined.
I feel old.
PS. Strip was totally ruined.
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Achewood / Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« on: August 04, 2016, 12:37:28 am »we would harass one another with in middle school - pull the pockets inside out of your 501's (or JC Penny knockoffs thereof) and tell your mark to "kiss the bunny's nose".
You're a phrenological necromancer, resurrecting dead memories.
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Achewood / Re: 15 July 2016: A Parking Ticket from Jesus
« on: July 15, 2016, 02:41:06 pm »
Incorrect. OH YES COURIER IS THE CALLIGRAPHY OF MY PEOPLE is correct.
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Achewood / Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« on: July 13, 2016, 03:16:16 pm »
Oh god. Tatsuya Ishida bit Onstad and now he is a were-feminist?
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Achewood / Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« on: July 11, 2016, 02:28:21 pm »Oi-vey, I got stung by the Assbar idiots that rule the Achewood Facebook page again. I'd already quit every other Achewood related page, but I'm still a member of the main group. Of course the conversation is centered on the latest strip. Someone pointed out that this is a real book by a real person. I suggested that we go to the books Amazon page and flood it with funny reviews. Apparently that makes me a sexist. I didn't even bother to try and defend myself, but what the hell, people! This is twice now I've been accused of being sexist for nothing!
What do you mean, "black lives DON'T matter?" You fuckin' racist.
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Achewood / Re: 2016-06-17 Wiss-Wiss
« on: July 11, 2016, 02:26:44 pm »Is that pronounced wee-wee you think?
As the Smuckles are of French descent, it was probably originally pronounced wee-wee and became wiss-wiss as they became Americanized. Much like how the English pronounce "marquis" "marquess" because fuck the French.
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Achewood / Re: April 8th, 2016 - Still finished, though
« on: April 08, 2016, 03:38:45 pm »
"We should print a website."
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Achewood / Re: April 1 2016: Hubris had a baby with a California Roll
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:44:38 pm »
Has no one noticed the genius that is panel one? As a matter of his daily business, before the interruption of status quo that defines the comedy setup of the strip is introduced, Pat is just hurrying somewhere with a scowl on his face. Literally every motion he makes is a rushed, unhappy bustle. This is a cat who is absolutely bereft of joy and serenity in even the most simple, mundane actions.
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Achewood / Re: 2016-03-18 The Good Old Days
« on: March 20, 2016, 07:04:30 pm »But I also don't want humans to find other inhabitable planets and then fuck THOSE up, too.
IN THE GRIM WORLD OF THE DISTANT FUTURE THERE IS ONLY YOU'RE FIRED
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Achewood / Re: 2016-03-18 The Good Old Days
« on: March 20, 2016, 07:02:07 pm »Look, I'm sorry y'all. I'm just feeling really raw right now. Bernie is teetering on the edge of failure and Trump is ascending. it doesn't look good for America. So please let me dream of a time when Fascism wasn't staring America in the face.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
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Achewood / Re: 19th February 2016: real into roobios lately
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:51:20 pm »
Four sugars and a stevia.