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Re: Aminals
« Reply #990 on: June 14, 2018, 03:43:38 am »

mmmmmmmm, womble-chops

Now you're talking!
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« Reply #991 on: July 11, 2018, 01:00:15 am »

Aw poor chickens.

Oh hey speaking of - my new neighbors have chickens! I'm very excited.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #992 on: July 11, 2018, 05:23:36 am »

CON: I am not allowed to meat them

I hope she lets your meet them at least.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #993 on: July 12, 2018, 10:10:11 pm »

P.S. he better learn quick. Two weekends until I food him.

I don't know, would you spare his life if he created a viral video with his "CRAP-yourshorts-toooooo" song?
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« Reply #994 on: July 12, 2018, 11:00:50 pm »

No but I might create a video of me fooding him.

Fair enough.
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« Reply #995 on: July 17, 2018, 06:02:20 pm »

No but I might create a video of me fooding him.


Millenials call this "unboxing."
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #996 on: July 26, 2018, 09:59:10 pm »

See you in November, my tasty little gooblers.



GOOBLE GOOBLE!
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« Reply #997 on: July 26, 2018, 11:51:35 pm »

See you in November, my tasty little gooblers.



GOOBLE GOOBLE!

1,2 3 4, 5, 10, 15 little Indians. You must be planning one hell of a feast!!!
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« Reply #998 on: July 27, 2018, 03:32:19 pm »

Well, last year 9 made it to slaughter and we donated one to a family New Year get together. Just last week I defrosted and butchered up the last of them*. We figured 16 should give us a good chance to make it through the year this time, considering we have a couple of people that want to buy one from us when they're ready.

A whole turkey is kind of daunting to cook regularly, that's a lot of poultry to eat in a short time. By butchering them out into single meal portions it makes it really easy to eat a couple pounds a week, instead of, like, 15 pounds.

ALSO: The Cornish Cross broilers are ready to slaughter. I've been weighing them the last two weeks and they're now all over seven pounds live weight. I'll do up the four of them this weekend and then do the Red Rangers (who grow a little slower) in two or three weeks.

TOMORROW: CHICKEN is what I'm saying.

*FloppyFoot, the large rooster with the malformed foot. He gave up 8 pounds of breast meat cut into tenders, 7 pounds of ground meat, plus we saved off his legs, thighs and wings whole so I can smoke them for a meal. Big damn bird.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #999 on: August 07, 2018, 07:58:44 pm »

Note: I slaughtered the four Cornish Crosses and took one whole fryer on vacation with me. I put it in the smoker for about 3.5 hours and it came out friggin' perfect.

Ate that sumbitch sitting at a picnic table and looking at the sand dunes of Pismo Beach.
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« Reply #1000 on: August 07, 2018, 08:05:20 pm »

Process:

just some birds being deaded, don't click through if you don't mean it.

Custom rub-a-dub-dub, about a tablespoon of everything, cut the cumin down to a teaspoon if that's your jam:



Two chickens in pieces all ready for bagging:



One chicken (minus back/wings) makes an over 3 lb. bag of tasty:



Unlike the turkeys, I piece the chickens out per bird. I save the backs for stock making and the wings of all ten birds are getting clipped and saved together for a smoked chicken wing extravaganza.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1001 on: August 09, 2018, 04:06:15 pm »

PIGS.
FUNNY ASS PIGS.

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« Reply #1002 on: August 11, 2018, 12:10:52 pm »

Tasty!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1003 on: August 13, 2018, 03:10:03 pm »

Say hello to Geronimo. He's a very good boy who's coming home with us next weekend.



Specs:

16 years old
Gelding
Quarter hoss/Draft mix (like Oakie)

Oakie is getting older and needs a little less work now that he's into his mid-20's, so he's going to be the 'family hoss' for our youngest boy and other people to ride.

Coco and Geronimo are both 16 and sprightly, so that's a good match for Spouse and I to rampage about on. Unless things go sideways, these'll be our last hosss.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1004 on: August 13, 2018, 05:22:54 pm »

how does he respond to nose boops

also on a scale of 1 to eleventy bajillion, how much does he love hoss treats

these are, in my expert opinion, the most important things to consider when acquiring a hoss
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