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Achewood / Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:02:34 am »
Knowing the time of his death is the god of Dramatic Irony gently slapping young Master Butters around the face for this stupid prank: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09082006

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Achewood / Re: 7-13-06 -- and a man can't wear a tank top with an insect diagram
« on: July 13, 2006, 08:23:34 am »
So this is the second time in a couple of days that Beef has pissed off Ray by going too far. Could this be the beginning of the end for our dynamic duo? Find out next time on etc etc.

edit: Fixed link coding

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Achewood / Re: April 28, 2006 -- Women want to know him, men want to copy his drink
« on: April 28, 2006, 08:32:27 am »
A++++++ STRIP. WOULD READ AGAIN.

Bonus marks were awarded as follows:

+1 for "Become the Ruling Body"
+1 for the way in which the blogs and the strips are coming closer together and picking up/foreshadowing themes
-1 for typing "What's The Best Thing You Got" into eBay not taking you to an original Onstad picture of Ray


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Achewood / Re: March 24th 2006 - They WILL NOT be sated!
« on: March 24, 2006, 10:05:04 am »
It ain't over until the fat lady pens a calligraphically pleasing FIN in the South East of the most bottom righthand panel.

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Achewood / Re: March 10, 2006 - The dude so raw he beat down his oldest friend
« on: March 10, 2006, 12:33:02 pm »
But then the question is: if Roast Beef knows everybody's secret weakness, whether juvenile cross-dressing or fiscally lax significant others, what's he going to use to stone cold take down Ray? Birthday cake and booty?

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Achewood / Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« on: March 07, 2006, 09:20:26 am »
Oh. Now it makes sense: there's no way that Roast Beef hasn't been studying strategy and patterns and paths and past interviews to just get taken out off camera. HE WANTS THE WIN FOR HIMSELF. He's going to get Ray to go all crazy fugue and then step in at the last moment. ROAST BEEF IS TEH TRUE MACHIAVEL. OMG!! etc etc.

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