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Author Topic: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!  (Read 5528 times)

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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2006, 10:52:31 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on October 17, 2006, 04:37:27 pm
Can anyone tell me why Florida people are likely to consume amounts of Hunt's?

It's where mildly retarted Americans go to die.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2006, 03:41:06 am »
Quote from: *****_god on October 17, 2006, 10:52:31 pm
It's where mildly retarted Americans go to die.

And the retarded ones too. And that's where they're born. From the ashes. Because they burn to death.

I'm itching for a Singapore Sling now. But I don't have a bottle of Heering OR Benedictine. And buying both of them at once is kind of a lot of money.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2006, 12:30:01 pm »
what is "dammit, hockawock" supposed to mean?
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2006, 01:22:40 pm »
B.B.'s real name is Jimmy "Darnell" Hockawock.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2006, 03:21:27 pm »
I'm pretty meh about this whole storyline, and yet this morning's "strip and whatnot return Thursday" really pissed me off for some reason.  I should be used to Onstad skipping days by now, shouldn't I? 

"Such lousy food...and such small portions."
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2006, 04:28:31 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on October 18, 2006, 01:22:40 pm
B.B.'s real name is Jimmy "Darnell" Hockawock.

Oh thanks August ^^
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2006, 06:16:52 pm »
for a second I thought you meant Mr BB King, and I was about to say "well, what the hell does that mean, then?"
and then I figured that you meant The Benzo
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2006, 11:35:12 pm »
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And the retarded ones too. And that's where they're born. From the ashes. Because they burn to death.

A good rule of thumb is an direct relation between Stuckey's/Cracker-Barrel proximity and Hunt's consumption.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2006, 11:41:36 pm »
dude, Cracker Barrels are Everywhere.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2006, 12:00:35 am »
I remember seeing a commerical growing up talking about how Hunt's was the "official ketchup" of some amusement park or other and it was all they served. But now I cannot for the life of me remember which one.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2006, 04:46:05 am »
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dude, Cracker Barrels are Everywhere.

Oh, it's a localized event. Five mile radius, at best.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2006, 05:42:22 am »
There are apparently very few cracker barrels in new jersey.  I always associate them with car trips, because if I go on a car trip of a decent length, yes, they are everywhere.  Just somehow, not anywhere near where I ever live.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2006, 11:02:34 am »
Knowing the time of his death is the god of Dramatic Irony gently slapping young Master Butters around the face for this stupid prank: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09082006
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2006, 07:33:47 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 18, 2006, 11:41:36 pm
dude, Cracker Barrels are Everywhere.
There are none here.

Also, they should change their name. Because I think a Black person would expect to get treated bad ina place with Cracker in the name.
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Re: 17 Oct 2006 - Damnit, Hockawock!
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2006, 08:51:48 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on October 19, 2006, 07:33:47 pm
There are none here.

Also, they should change their name. Because I think a Black person would expect to get treated bad ina place with Cracker in the name.

I think that's the point.

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