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Wild Card / Re: I got into a car accident.
« on: October 12, 2007, 11:18:46 am »
it depends on your personality , i suppose.  i've been in a few and they've all been great fun.  i look back on them all very fondly.

mind, you, i've never been seriously hurt - my list of injuries consists of two lost front teeth, a bit of skin loss, about 15 or 20 stitches and a sprained thumb. 

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Genius
« on: October 08, 2007, 10:05:05 pm »
would this affect how stoned the brownies get you?  i fear that more herb goodness would be incinerated, thus getting you less stoned.

a horrific innovation.  clearly invented by the cia.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 07, 2007, 10:58:00 pm »
my credit has been approved and the bianchi has been ordered.  only 200 bucks a month for 6 months, which leaves me about 25 bucks a month for redecoration of spare room and purchase of baby accessories.  should be plenty.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 04, 2007, 01:43:11 pm »
the bianchi has been green-lighted.  all that cooking, cleaning and back-rubbing worked!

now i can get back on the booze as well.

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Wild Card / one good reason why being an assman wipes the floor with being a breastman
« on: October 03, 2007, 07:34:25 pm »
simple.

you can look at an ass for as long as you want without getting noticed

top that, titboys.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 03, 2007, 07:21:08 pm »
you can't say ##### on here?  why the fuck not?

and i don't want to be there anyway, if some fuck*ng quack starts reaching for the flesh scissors, i'm heading for the great outdoors whether i've got anything to smoke or not.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 03, 2007, 01:47:09 pm »
don't get me wrong; i'm quite looking forward to rubbing oil into fanta#####' perineum.  it's the tearing of flesh idea that's freaking me out.

thanks for all the ideas, unfortunately i'm not american and can't mooch large presents off my family and friends under the guise of a baby shower.  i'm into the reuaseable nappies though.  this is the nineties after all.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 02, 2007, 02:13:30 pm »
Quote from: linnea on October 02, 2007, 02:03:48 pm
Yeah, the pretty honeys make me spend all my money.

You sound pretty full of rage, dude. Maybe you're not ready to be a dad? Fruit of your loins versus a bicycle and you're resentful? Maybe you guys could refi the house or something and get the Bianchi.

nah, i'm pleased really.  just surprised it happened so fast.  i figured i had til christmas at least to continue acting like a child. 

there must be a way i can get that fuck*ng bike, though.  i wonder how many back rubs i can fit in before may?  also i could volunteer to massage oil into her perineum.  apparently this helps reduce tearing.

jesus

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: October 02, 2007, 11:51:06 am »
Quote from: linnea on October 01, 2007, 06:56:07 am
***EDIT: Oh my fuck*ng god. Chien, thank you for posting... I never knew much about Bianchi until I googled it out of curiosity about your post. They make a motherfuck*ng Ducati road bike. Schweeeeeeeeet!!! Of course, they start at around $2,300 from what I can tell (£1150-£4300 on a British website)...but still...damn.

well, if you want that bike, you'll have to give up the ladies for a while. 

god damn it, she just got a new car last year, and i can't get a new bike at one twelfth of the price just because my sperm swim stronger than ian thorp?  the resentment against this devil child is building.  maybe i'll call it damien.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Craig Biggio - Hall of Famer?
« on: September 30, 2007, 09:14:38 pm »
do they even let national leaguers in the hall?

and if so, why?

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Bicycle! Bicycle!
« on: September 30, 2007, 08:55:13 pm »
fuck*ng babies.  i was all set to upgrade from my 15 year old solid frame half-ton mountain bike to a 15-gram fuck*ng bianchi when my wife told me she's pregnant.

i was all set to buy it the day before she told me, but i forgot to take a utility bill to the shop to qualify for the interest free credit and figured i would go back the next weekend. 

i'll be lucky to be able to afford it 20 fuck*ng years from now.  baws.

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