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[le_chien_manquee]

simple.

you can look at an ass for as long as you want without getting noticed

top that, titboys.

[Popegeorgeringo]

Yeah, not if you get confused and leer at some dude's ass.  No worries with that mistake for us ta-ta tykes.

[jaydub]

No true ass-man would be so confused.  Unless, of course, that's the way he plays it.

[lprkn]

simple.

you can look at an ass for as long as you want without getting noticed

top that, titboys.

But that's what makes staring at boobies more fun.

[theinevitable]

in the last year or so I have been teetering wildly between the two extremes.

my current status tends towards disagreeing with you, chien. Your comment is trumped by the fact that Breasts are Awesome.

[side_show]

While cleaning the aquarium tonight the SO reached over and grabbed my boob.  I explained that vacuuming up giraffe poop is not a particularly sexy time for me.  He replied "They're just so beautiful I had to grab one to make sure they're real." 

I should also note that if you are a tit man, once you have a lady, you can stare at her boobs all you like, and occasionally fool her into thinking you are looking at an area somewhat close to her face.

[CortJstr]

While cleaning the aquarium tonight the SO reached over and grabbed my boob.  I explained that vacuuming up giraffe poop is not a particularly sexy time for me.  He replied "They're just so beautiful I had to grab one to make sure they're real." 

I should also note that if you are a tit man, once you have a lady, you can stare at her boobs all you like, and occasionally fool her into thinking you are looking at an area somewhat close to her face.

You got giraffe poop on my boobs!
You got boobs in my giraffe poop!

Aw, yeah.

[jay-ell]

While cleaning the aquarium tonight the SO reached over and grabbed my boob.  I explained that vacuuming up giraffe poop is not a particularly sexy time for me.  He replied "They're just so beautiful I had to grab one to make sure they're real." 

I thought it was just Pedro that did things this ridiculous. 

His favorite time to grab my boobs is while I'm cooking dinner.  You know, when there's HOT OIL and SHARP KNIVES involved.  Not helpful. 

[Carlos del Vaca]

you can look at an ass for as long as you want without getting noticed

You know why a gentleman always lets the lady off the elevator first, right?

[Drygioni]

Boobies make better pillows, and you can put your head in between them and do that PRRRRRP thing, like mum's sometimes do on their bairns tummies. Everyone should try it at least once.

I would not recommend the equivalent if you are an assman.

[CortJstr]

Boobies make better pillows, and you can put your head in between them and do that PRRRRRP thing, like mum's sometimes do on their bairns tummies. Everyone should try it at least once.

I would not recommend the equivalent if you are an assman.

That's motorboating. And I guess that would depend on how clean the ass is.

[theinevitable]

That's motorboating. And I guess that would depend on how clean the ass is.

if that's how y'all think... I am definitely a breast man.

[Turbo Ninja]

With a chilly ass, all you get is cold ass.  With chilly breasts, you get perky nipples.  It's like God Itself wants you to notice boobs, and that's enough for me.

[jaydub]

With a chilly ass, all you get is cold ass.  With chilly breasts, you get perky nipples.  It's like God Itself wants you to notice boobs, and that's enough for me.

In my house, chilly ass means I get a clammy butt pushed into my belly late at night.  She knows not to complain when I take that as an invitation for a spankin'.

[jay-ell]

Sometimes Pedro wants to know who put a frozen turkey in the bed with us.