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@achewood Young man on the #6 bus, The Doors were not a British band.

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 on: Yesterday at 04:45:03 pm 
Started by AugustWest - Last post by Asherdan
Get you a grow light and dig in, baby.

In related tropical things that will die news, the fuck*ng tortoise has been going to a warm patio corner for the last of the days sun and then staying there instead of going to his heat-lamped spot between some hay bales. It's been down in the 40's at night so he would totally reptile-die if he stayed overnight.

So I've been carrying 80lbs of tortoise across the yard and putting him to bed at night.

No goodnight kiss, though.

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 on: December 15, 2018, 09:58:30 pm 
Started by AugustWest - Last post by theinevitable
The Girlfriend got me a little bonsai tree for Christmas. We took a journey down to extreme southern Brooklyn to a man's house that he has turned into a makeshift nursery, with shelves and shelves of small bonsai and grow lights. Now I'm home and I can't stop looking at it.

She knows me better than I know myself, because I was kind of like "uh, what?" when she told me what I was getting. But I am already obsessed with this thing. Just hope I do not kill it through stupidity. The good news is, I think I am supposed to let it grow and chill until spring when pruning begins, so i have some time to get used to it before I make a stupid decision.

(update: I have read some articles and this thing will definitely die, there is not enough light in my apartment to grow a small tropical tree)

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 on: December 13, 2018, 08:15:36 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by Asherdan
Good lord sheep are something something.

That one I bought at the fair screamed for three days straight, then the morning he stopped the butcher came over and took him away.

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 on: December 13, 2018, 08:00:21 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by Carlos del Vaca
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1073113713358581760

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 on: December 11, 2018, 07:00:12 pm 
Started by Asherdan - Last post by Asherdan
Just a quick note: cooking with lamb is really great.

Spouse mixed up a nice kofta blend that I turned into little meatballs, then those got cooked into a nice tagine.

I need to take more pictures, I suppose, but it got vaporized too quick.

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 on: December 11, 2018, 04:17:41 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by Asherdan
Goaty McGoatface?
Curried McTastyface.

There's some excellent work there, gentlemen.

Did I mention that the pig's name is Nuggets? Or that the two ducks have been named Saltine and Quackers?

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 on: December 11, 2018, 03:52:28 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by AugustWest
Curried McTastyface.

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 on: December 11, 2018, 02:29:42 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by Carlos del Vaca
Goaty McGoatface?

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 on: December 11, 2018, 12:13:37 am 
Started by lprkn - Last post by Asherdan
He really is a little sweetheart, you can tell the girl who had him put some time into making him people cool.

Also, he is the first goat we've had that bleats like a toddler screams in terror, so I really like that. Need to get it on video soon.

However, Dan the Goat is the only freeloader we're going to have. Goaty Goat-Goat and his partner in crime Agent 9 are getting sold and/or eated. I'm not operating a petting zoo here.

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 on: December 10, 2018, 11:51:58 pm 
Started by lprkn - Last post by wombat
I think you have to keep Goaty Goat because he is so matchy with the new dog.

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