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Author Topic: "It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04  (Read 10979 times)

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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2004, 12:34:28 am »
You know who has big boobs?  

Pregnant chicks.  

The problem is, they're all sore and heavy, so even if you would otherwise be allowed to touch them, they're suddenly off-limits.  

Because having big boobs hurts sometimes.  

So I hear.
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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2004, 01:21:25 am »
I like big boobs.  I like small boobs.  I like 'em all!

But you know what I really like????



I like big butts, and I do not lie!

I also like a happy, friendly forum.  So you pencil-dicks quit hurting the girls' feelings!
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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2004, 01:34:07 am »
Yeah, man, boobs are great.  What man could be anti-boob?

Ladies, when it comes to your boobs, size doesn't matter.  Hey, if you can say it, we can say it.  It's just as true for us as it is when you say it.
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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2004, 07:16:09 am »
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That and big boobs are gross.


Could we stop wounding people's feelings for things about their appearance that they have no control over and get back to discussing the comic?  No, that would be stupid.  Could we get back to having the thread wander but in some less hurtful direction?  Thanks. Not that there's any reason that this should bother me, no no not at all.


gladly.

I just had to defend myself from Zart being all "you just like boobs, dude."
Cos i ain't no white-hat, hummer drivin' jock boy. Nor am i some redneck, tuh-backy chewing NASCAR hick. NO I IS AIN'T!!!!!!
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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2004, 01:09:38 pm »
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I just had to defend myself from Zart being all "you just like boobs, dude."
Cos i ain't no white-hat, hummer drivin' jock boy. Nor am i some redneck, tuh-backy chewing NASCAR hick. NO I IS AIN'T!!!!!!


Heh. I am neither of these, and yet, it's true: I just like boobs, dude. I am the motherfuck*ng Franklin Mint of liking boobs. NOAH'S fuck*ng ARK HERE, DUDE

The boobs are the only reason to like that "Philippe" shirt, quite frankly; that punchline, along with "Illegal Ghost Bikes" (I'm sure there are others) are not so much funny as they are handy code phrases that signify "I like Achewood enough to have memorized even its sub-par moments".

Word up. Time to get me some more Oxycontin.
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"It Seemed To Give Him Energy."- 23/7/04
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2004, 01:18:01 pm »
We have clearly resolved the mammalian protuberance preference for several among us.  What more can we accomplish in this thread?
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