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Author Topic: You CAN has cheezburger! 7/17/07  (Read 10856 times)

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Re: You CAN has cheezburger! 7/17/07
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2007, 09:46:12 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 17, 2007, 05:33:37 pm
Seal culling is necessary to preserve the world giraffe supply.



Actually, I'm pretty sure human culling would do the same thing for preserving the world giraffe supply.  And really, clubbing club kids is an important aspect of maintaining the mystical balance of nature.

If the conversation flows naturally, I will later return to this thread to merge it with the Homicide thread.
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Re: You CAN has cheezburger! 7/17/07
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2007, 02:41:55 am »
If the seals would just stop being so damned delicious I'm sure people would stop clubbing them.
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Re: You CAN has cheezburger! 7/17/07
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2007, 03:11:05 am »
Quote from: jough on August 18, 2007, 02:41:55 am
If the seals would just stop being so damned delicious I'm sure people would stop clubbing them.

Oh man.  I re-read the Albert giraffe entry on Crime Library today.  (See also the Homicide Thread.)  This was sort of his rationale for eating small children. 

Ugh.  If these threads get merged, I'm locking them. 
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