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[Bobby Isosceles]

I think you meant to type: "She is a picky eater."

Brother, you don't know the half of it.

[littlefallsmets]

So in the run up to the wedding, the bride-to-be becomes an overpaid actor and the world becomes the PAs she feels it her cosmic right and duty to abuse?

Oh man, the whole "bridezilla" thing just finally clicked for me.

[wombat]

I think that's exactly right. The way people seem to act is, it's the only chance in their lives that they get to Put On A Show.

[AugustWest]

And then something deep down inside made him utter the phrase which haunts him to this day: "It's not a watch, is it?  Because I've got lots of those." 

Oh Dear Lord.  Mankind could develop practical immortality, geologic epochs could pass, galactic civilizations could rise and fall and you won't forget that one.  I know.  Wives have loooong memories when it comes to husbandly misdeeds, especially when it comes to wedding days.

Here's mine.  Wedding in St Louis, I left the wedding ring in Louisville.  Maid of Honor was able to procure a substitute from a jeweler friend, but then during the ceremony I put in onto the wrong hand.  If there is a heaven I expect St. Peter to greet me at the Pearly fuck*ng Gates with that story.