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Author Topic: August 6, 2008 - Ted Kaczynski on a three-day Jäger bender  (Read 5225 times)

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Re: August 6, 2008 - Ted Kaczynski on a three-day Jäger bender
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2008, 04:40:59 am »
No way, he knew that was the harder way to do it but that's how he rolls, always looking for another challenge.

My parents love to remind me that I never crawled, I used to just roll everywhere. Apparently I got stuck under sofas and stuff a lot.
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Re: August 6, 2008 - Ted Kaczynski on a three-day Jäger bender
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2008, 04:58:16 pm »
I never got the hang of crawling forward.  I would scoot backwards until my butt hit whatever I wanted to get to, then I'd sit up and turn around. 

Problem-solving. 
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Re: August 6, 2008 - Ted Kaczynski on a three-day Jäger bender
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2008, 05:11:53 pm »
I didn't crawl either - I did this weird inchworm thing that involved arching up onto knees and hands, then flopping down and throwing up a little.  My mom delighted in describing this to new girlfriends. 
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Re: August 6, 2008 - Ted Kaczynski on a three-day Jäger bender
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2008, 12:52:27 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 08, 2008, 05:59:13 pm
Naked bald Asherdan pictures. Telling 'em my Dad called me 'Uncle Fester' because of the dang lightbulb baby head. Nakedness. Cowboy hats. Hornrims with rose coloured lenses.
Ash had interesting teenage years.
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