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Author Topic: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®  (Read 8776 times)

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2009, 04:32:02 am »

 
Slight lie in that I haven't shaved for a month because  have been on HOLIDAY VACATION damnit.

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2009, 05:56:06 am »

after a month i only grow out half a neckbeard (centered just left of middle) and what i wear anyway. i just have to shave twice a week because it itches.

lady hair never bothered me, really, armpits or otherwise. but then, half the women at college were hippies and the other half were lesbians. limited pool, is what i'm saying there.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2009, 07:00:52 pm »

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