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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2010, 07:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 08, 2010, 07:25:13 pm
I only poke my friends so hard. Now take off your shoes, get in the kitchen and make me a hat.

(and Molly is a bitch on wheels)

Why am I making you a hat in the kitchen?
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2010, 07:49:15 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 08, 2010, 05:46:30 pm
As a fun side note:   "Fuck you" eyes and "Fuck me" eyes are totally different things. 

I prefer the latter.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2010, 10:05:24 pm »
It seems the Molly/Beef relationship is a Rorschach test of sorts, by which we can gauge our fellows' inner workings, their hearts and minds projected as shadows on a cave wall.

I suppose I like Molly because I am Beef. And Beefs need Mollys.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2010, 10:24:25 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on January 08, 2010, 10:05:24 pm
It seems the Molly/Beef relationship is a Rorschach test of sorts, by which we can gauge our fellows' inner workings, their hearts and minds projected as shadows on a cave wall.

I suppose I like Molly because I am Beef. And Beefs need Mollys.

The plural of beef is beeves. No, really.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2010, 10:29:01 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 08, 2010, 10:24:25 pm
The plural of beef is beeves. No, really.

i thought that was just someone being ignorant.... wow.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2010, 10:45:32 pm »
How Puerto Rican of you. (This is my new catchphrase.)

By logical extension, a woman can have many queeves.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2010, 10:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 08, 2010, 10:24:25 pm
The plural of beef is beeves. No, really.
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 08, 2010, 10:29:01 pm
i thought that was just someone being ignorant.... wow.

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In the midst of these consultations, several officers of the army went to the door of the great council-chamber, and two of them being admitted, gave an account of my behaviour to the six criminals above-mentioned; which made so favourable an impression in the breast of his majesty and the whole board, in my behalf, that an imperial commission was issued out, obliging all the villages, nine hundred yards round the city, to deliver in every morning six beeves, forty sheep, and other victuals for my sustenance; together with a proportionable quantity of bread, and wine, and other liquors; for the due payment of which, his majesty gave assignments upon his treasury:--for this prince lives chiefly upon his own demesnes; seldom, except upon great occasions, raising any subsidies upon his subjects, who are bound to attend him in his wars at their own expense.

Education.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 11:21:17 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on January 08, 2010, 10:46:50 pm
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In the midst of these consultations, several officers of the army went to the door of the great council-chamber, and two of them being admitted, gave an account of my behaviour to the six criminals above-mentioned; which made so favourable an impression in the breast of his majesty and the whole board, in my behalf, that an imperial commission was issued out, obliging all the villages, nine hundred yards round the city, to deliver in every morning six beeves, forty sheep, and other victuals for my sustenance; together with a proportionable quantity of bread, and wine, and other liquors; for the due payment of which, his majesty gave assignments upon his treasury:--for this prince lives chiefly upon his own demesnes; seldom, except upon great occasions, raising any subsidies upon his subjects, who are bound to attend him in his wars at their own expense.
It is a (little known) fact that the correct pronunciation of this word is "vittles"

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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2010, 11:43:41 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 08, 2010, 10:45:32 pm
By logical extension, a woman can have many queeves.

Not right.

{One could even be Queen of the Queeves.}

Just not right.
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2010, 12:33:11 am »
Quote from: Toaster on January 08, 2010, 10:05:24 pm
It seems the Molly/Beef relationship is a Rorschach test of sorts, by which we can gauge our fellows' inner workings, their hearts and minds projected as shadows on a cave wall.

I suppose I like Molly because I am Beef. And Beefs need Mollys.

I am very Molly.

Does anyone think that Onstad and his wife have a Beef and Molly relationship?
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Re: 2010-01-08 - Reverse Toilet Cobra
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2010, 01:41:36 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 08, 2010, 10:45:32 pm
By logical extension, a woman can have many queeves.

wouldnt that just depend upon how much air gets trapped up ins?
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