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Author Topic: 1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )  (Read 5660 times)

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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2003, 10:08:48 pm »
Yeah, it's mindblowing, trust me.









Whoa.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 10:11:45 pm »
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I wish I could unlearn my whole understanding of "Butterball" so that I can experience this for myself.


My deepest, and most sincere apologies, for being British and already knowing what it was.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 11:15:32 pm »
oh wow, Gimpson lives in Shawnee! I used to live there!
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2003, 11:16:01 pm »
Personally, now I'm wondering about this. I'm not about to try an empirical experiment, though.

Conjecture on the end of the Ray-in-Hell arc: Ray will suddenly reappear in Achewood. No explanation. Perhaps Achewood is Hell? Perhaps Ray just Oded on LSD-laced Tofutti Cuties?

Incidentally, I'm fairly sure that accidentally puking on a light socket would count enough as "dying for real" that you could get to Heaven, because you just know Blister's death was equally stupid.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2003, 11:25:53 pm »
Yes, I was unclear on whether he was calling Butterball to find out if the deed would be sufficiently lethal to suicide, or if he was calling to find out if he needed to expend the energy to avoid doing it.  (The vomiting on the socket.)
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2003, 12:32:06 am »
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Incidentally, I'm fairly sure that accidentally puking on a light socket would count enough as "dying for real" that you could get to Heaven, because you just know Blister's death was equally stupid.

Hey, how did Blister die, anyway?  Do we know?
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2003, 12:41:49 am »
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Incidentally, I'm fairly sure that accidentally puking on a light socket would count enough as "dying for real" that you could get to Heaven, because you just know Blister's death was equally stupid.

Hey, how did Blister die, anyway?  Do we know?

I don't think we've ever been told, but the squirrels all tend to die through misadventure -- either bad luck or gross stupidity. Todd seems to be the sole exception (although he hasn't been in the strip much lately...)
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2003, 02:35:04 am »
real squirrels die this way. have you ever driven on a road in the woods, and slam on the brakes in order to prevent the death of an idiotic squirrel, only to have it run BACK UNDERNEATH YOUR CAR when you start moving again? I cant count the number of times that has happened to me.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2003, 03:03:09 am »
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I haven't yet reached a conclusion on whether or not this one is happening concurrently with the Ray-in-Hell storyline or not.



Right.  Somehow I have the feeling that descended in to hell in a non-contemporaneous fashion.

Maybe Ray is in Hell on Earth2.  Or Achewood2.  Or Underworld2.  Or something.  Perhaps we shall have to have a Crisis on Infinite Achewoods to rectify this whole thing.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2003, 03:37:49 am »
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only to have it run BACK UNDERNEATH YOUR CAR


I read this as RUN BACKWARDS under your car, and got all excited for a moment trying to form a mental picture of a squirrel running backwards into certain doom.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2003, 04:44:09 am »
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Maybe Ray is in Hell on Earth2.  Or Achewood2.  Or Underworld2.  Or something.  Perhaps we shall have to have a Crisis on Infinite Achewoods to rectify this whole thing.

Only if we get to see Dark Cyborg Roast Beef kill several minor characters in quick succession. "killin' is a special thing I do   when I'm tired of thinking about Andy the goddang *****   *blam*"
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