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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 01:18:07 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 28, 2010, 01:32:30 am
my cutoff is girls who are like... 2 years older than me?

dont limit yourself, dogg.  having extry options is the shit.
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2010, 02:49:33 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 28, 2010, 01:32:30 am
my cutoff is girls who are like... 2 years older younger than me?

FTFY
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 03:11:34 pm »
an older woman can teach you things that no one said were possible
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2010, 05:13:12 pm »
oh, I was just thinking, "who is the oldest person I have had makeouts with."
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2010, 05:29:43 pm »
There was this guy we went to college with who was always dating a freshman. This was fine when he was a freshman or sophomore, but when he was a senior, it got a little weird that his girlfriends couldn't drink at bars with us. And then he went a fifth year, and a sixth...long story short, he didn't get his bachelor's 'til he was 28, and he was still dating freshmen girls.

I used to wonder how 40something guys ended up exclusively dating college-age girls, but now I know: they just never stopped dating freshmen.
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2010, 05:35:29 pm »
Thats the best part about dating freshman. You get older, but they stay the same age.
Related: My friends and I have agreed this is the last year where going to homecoming will be the last time in our lives when we hang out at the college party scene. Depressing.
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Re: PhD Comics
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2010, 05:38:23 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 28, 2010, 05:35:29 pm
Thats the best part about dating freshman. You get older, but they stay the same age.

And, in our friend's case, the same build, height, and intellectual level.

Every now and then he'd throw in a brunette, to change things up, I guess, but it got hard to tell one from another after a while.
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