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8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« on: July 08, 2016, 10:09:07 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07082016

Like Oblique Strategies, only for arseholes. Am I the only one thinking "Mr. Bear, let him have his victory. It's not as if your tales of deaf women and handsome cheeseboys made a net contribution to the world's collective intellect."
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2016, 12:44:19 pm »
Maybe Connie wants to horn in on that action.
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Re: 8th July 2016: Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2016, 01:40:20 am »
If it were not too long, the correct thread title would be "Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay."
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2016, 09:54:58 am »
Oi-vey, I got stung by the Assbar idiots that rule the Achewood Facebook page again. I'd already quit every other Achewood related page, but I'm still a member of the main group. Of course the conversation is centered on the latest strip. Someone pointed out that this is a real book by a real person. I suggested that we go to the books Amazon page and flood it with funny reviews. Apparently that makes me a sexist. I didn't even bother to try and defend myself, but what the hell, people! This is twice now I've been accused of being sexist for nothing!
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2016, 01:46:04 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 09, 2016, 09:54:58 am
Oi-vey, I got stung by the Assbar idiots that rule the Achewood Facebook page again. I'd already quit every other Achewood related page, but I'm still a member of the main group. Of course the conversation is centered on the latest strip. Someone pointed out that this is a real book by a real person. I suggested that we go to the books Amazon page and flood it with funny reviews. Apparently that makes me a sexist. I didn't even bother to try and defend myself, but what the hell, people! This is twice now I've been accused of being sexist for nothing!

Anti-semite!
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2016, 02:28:21 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 09, 2016, 09:54:58 am
Oi-vey, I got stung by the Assbar idiots that rule the Achewood Facebook page again. I'd already quit every other Achewood related page, but I'm still a member of the main group. Of course the conversation is centered on the latest strip. Someone pointed out that this is a real book by a real person. I suggested that we go to the books Amazon page and flood it with funny reviews. Apparently that makes me a sexist. I didn't even bother to try and defend myself, but what the hell, people! This is twice now I've been accused of being sexist for nothing!

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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2016, 04:25:38 pm »
There are definitely folks in that group that seem to have being offended as their primary social interaction.
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2016, 06:29:34 pm »
I often feel like some of them are trying to impress others by demonstrating how good they are at picking out subtle evidence of bias.
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2016, 02:42:35 am »
I like this place where we talk about the comic strip with the funny cats.
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2016, 05:02:46 am »
Haha, cats
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2016, 01:01:05 pm »
Remember when the cats got manes? That was good.
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2016, 03:16:16 pm »
Oh god. Tatsuya Ishida bit Onstad and now he is a were-feminist?
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Re: 8th July 2016: The sting of the bull's-eye
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2016, 04:07:38 pm »
The big one with the fabulous hair, or the little black one that has some sort of disorder?
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