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Author Topic: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!  (Read 6638 times)

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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2006, 02:05:38 pm »
Aw Bobby lay off the kid eh?  You don't listen to him none Judy.  Get yerself a licorice whip!  *tosses nickel at Judy and then sits back with a paper, cigar, and maybe a fedora.*
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2006, 03:01:03 pm »
I took one away from Bobby and gave it to Judy because Bobby was being a can bully.

DON'T BE A CAN BULLY
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2006, 03:02:49 pm »
Quote from: jough on August 09, 2006, 03:01:03 pm
I took one away from Bobby and gave it to Judy because Bobby was being a can bully.

DON'T BE A CAN BULLY

You get a can for your excellent use of irony.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2006, 03:35:11 pm »
I love how we start in medias res, not knowing what prompted the day, nor what prompted Pat's reiteration of its terms. AAAAAA+++++++++++++ would read again
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2006, 04:12:51 pm »
Raising Your Hand Day is a good idea.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2006, 05:27:33 pm »
i enjoyed this strip a good amount.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2006, 05:38:29 pm »
Look Pat running in those small shoes!

On a related note, 'tis very dangerous to open your mouth when you happen to be running like a mugglefucker. You could burst, like this one hoss my uncle had.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2006, 09:32:53 pm »
This strip is just gold. Even if we refrain from speculating on a Maximum Cuddles dynamic, which I would prefer to, Nice Pete and Pat have an impressively fucked-up domestic situation; I remain impressed that somehow Pat hasn't been killed yet. (I guess Nice Pete respects his deep, seething inner rage?) Simon is also a classier character than I'd anticipated from the kazoo and "Dreamwheel and the Child" preamble. This could get interesting, fast.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2006, 05:24:19 am »
it's better to give than to recieve.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2006, 01:33:18 pm »
Um, it bugs me that this bugs me so much but did anyone notice that the caller ID unit says "father"? I'm assuming it's just one of those old-school things you hook up to your phone line. You can't program those. So how does it know that this dude is his father?

Sorry for being so annoying. Someone kill me.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2006, 01:39:30 pm »
Quote from: xzqx on August 10, 2006, 01:33:18 pm
Someone kill me.

Sure Thing!  I will b-


Oh.. you were being facetious?  Oh.


In all seriousness, I suspect that only Pat would find one that is programmable "I should be able to choose how I people are represented on my telephone!  I am paying for the service after all!" and also a bit outdated "These modern caller ID's are far too flashy!  While it makes sense to own such a device because one must be able to root out the idiots constantly calling (and have evidence for future legal battles), most of them have a ridiculous number of functions now that NOBODY needs!"

It seems Pat and thus it must be; long live jambi.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2006, 02:51:30 pm »
Nitpick: the caller-id system would never say "FAthEr" because the caller-id system is not smart enough to recognize the relationship between caller and callee.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2006, 03:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Undertoad on August 11, 2006, 02:51:30 pm
Nitpick: the caller-id system would never say "FAthEr" because the caller-id system is not smart enough to recognize the relationship between caller and callee.


Unless it's programable. My cell phone displays "Mom" when she calls because that who I told it belongs to the number.
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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2006, 03:24:34 pm »
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In all seriousness, I suspect that only Pat would find one that is programmable

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Re: 9th August, 2006 -- YOU CAN'T JUST TALK! TODAY IS A RAISING YOUR HAND DAY!
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2006, 03:59:02 pm »
Pat's caller ID only displays two names-- FathEr, and aSSholE.
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