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[Drastic Action]

I broke my last pair of glasses at a World/Inferno Friendship Society show in nyc (wearing glasses to any of their shows, especially a nyc show, is a supremely bad idea).  I had been going around with just one lens in my glasses after that, which was unacceptable, so I chose not to get another pair of wire-framed glasses and instead went for these trendy-ass motherlovin specs.  The shame is overpowered by all the attention I've been getting from the ladies.

[linnea]

Awesome! You get a tiny can of Dr. Pepper for having hell of rad glasses. Here's a picture of me rockin' the Vera Wang frames:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linnea/219553487/

[sailor]

I can see an itty bitty shrew in a field from a mile away. at night. from the top of a tree.

[Drastic Action]

Heh, nice!  We can form a club!  Cool glasses only.  The completely orange jacket is also a nice touch

[Hobot]

I can see an itty bitty shrew in a field from a mile away. at night. from the top of a tree.

No one likes a braggart, sailor.

[linnea]

Heh, nice!  We can form a club!  Cool glasses only.  The completely orange jacket is also a nice touch

Heh... that's a float coat. The Bering Sea is close to freezing, so land dwelling mammals who fall in stand a good chance of dying of hypothermia. I had two hypothermia patients a while back (I'm a medic)...one had a float coat, the other didn't. The one with the float coat was still warm and pink and talking to us. The guy without was seriously fuck*ng cold (93 degrees Fahrenheit) by the time we got him. Both of them were okay, but I certainly wouldn't want to ever get that cold. Ever.

**EDIT. I just got up from a delicious 3-hour nap. I love Saturdays and not being on call.

[theinevitable]

hmm. My glasses are wire-rimmed. My lady likes me with them, and I am too lazy to put in contacts. But I like how I look in contacts. So I alternate.

[Paisley]

Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey need to have some sort of battle to the death [...] Janeane Garafolo, as their predecessor, would definitely have to be the referee.

Why would a battle to the death need a referee? It seems to me that the outcome would be pretty decisive without having to call it.

[CortJstr]

Why would a battle to the death need a referee? It seems to me that the outcome would be pretty decisive without having to call it.

Well just because it's too the death doesn't necessarily mean that it's no-DQ or no holds barred. You would need a ref to make sure nobody got help from friends or used firearms.

[MattFish]

Well just because it's too the death doesn't necessarily mean that it's no-DQ or no holds barred. You would need a ref to make sure nobody got help from friends or used firearms.

What would disqualification entail? Being put to death?