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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2007, 09:18:06 pm »
Well, self control.  And I know my self control.  And I know that I have to avoid buying or being around certain things.  And I have good friends who don't have the same problems as me who do said things (rarely).  Then they bbring them to my house and I do them, because it is very hard for me to say no.  As long as I don't buy anything, though, I can't get that strung out.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 11:58:36 pm »
Ah, so not really accidentally, eh?  Perhaps accidentally in the same room as said substances, but you chose to put them in your body, right?  It's not like you thought you were dusting donuts with icing sugar, ate them, only to find out after the fact that mom had replaced the icing sugar with cocaine. Or, like you thought you were applying a nicotine patch, only the pharmacist actually gave you a morphine patch and you didn't know it.  Or like... you thought you were eating poppyseed cake, only you were eating in the dark and were actually just eating opium poppies.  Or like, you thought you were only smoking a cigarette, but failed to notice the cigarette had been simultaneously dropped into all the compentent elements that make of meth.  Or you were walking in a bad area of town and tripped and fell in such a way as to inject yourself with a hit heroin, you know... by accident.

Also, happy birthday.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2007, 12:47:17 am »
It is easier to stay away than to say no.  That is what my goal is.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2007, 02:06:21 am »
I had no idea there were so many ways to accidentally do drugs. One more thing to worry about...
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2007, 04:24:21 am »
Hey, congrats on past birthday.  Play on, playa.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2007, 04:36:18 am »
I dedicate the six shots of Jack flowing about my system to your birthday, past though it may be.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2007, 04:40:14 am »
i dedicate the fact that my RA for next year just came and introduced himself to our floor... by bringing us a handle of Captain Morgan.

And drinking it with us?

our current RA basically flipped a shit.

I am worried that next year will be Issues.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2007, 05:40:57 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 20, 2007, 04:40:14 am
i dedicate the fact that my RA for next year just came and introduced himself to our floor... by bringing us a handle of Jack Morgan.

And drinking it with us?

our current RA basically flipped a shit.

I am worried that next year will be Issues.

Does that mean he brought two handles, one of Jack Daniels and another of Captain Morgan? Is that what The Kids are calling it these days?
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2007, 06:15:55 am »
no, it was more of a thing where... I'm a dumbass? And I don't know the names of alcohols. It was Rum.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2007, 10:36:48 pm »
Captain Morgan, then.
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