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Re: The Billion Dollar Idea Department
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2007, 02:26:04 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 11, 2007, 11:30:07 am
If I had a dirigible like that I'd land it on my old high school in an outfit resembling mr.monopoly.

Rich Uncle Pennybags.

/pedant, and fuck Hasbro in their ears.
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Re: The Billion Dollar Idea Department
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2007, 04:12:26 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 03, 2007, 03:49:39 pm
I keep having them, but I give them away.  It looks like someone is taking the Christian Porn idea and running with it.
Not sure if this has been covered already, but I'm sure that's satire. To wit
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Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

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# No extramarital sex, unless it is to illustrate the downfalls of adultery. The spouses in a Christian porn production must never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment does not have to be one mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)

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In fact, in light of these scriptures, performing fellatio to completion and then spitting out the resulting emission seems almost unthinkable.
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Re: The Billion Dollar Idea Department
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2007, 05:27:00 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 11, 2007, 11:30:07 am
If I had a dirigible like that I'd land it on my old high school in an outfit resembling mr.monopoly.

Hells and damn yes. That is hilarious. Tiny can.

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Rich Uncle Pennybags was rechristened Mr. Monopoly (a nickname he was already known by in popular culture) in a Hasbro marketing effort in 1999.

Nabu gets a can for thoroughness.
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