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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2008, 01:47:25 am »
well, i haven't really been in any situations where young men were attempting to drain my fluids.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2008, 04:52:40 am »
Well, I'm sure if you took your mind away from your favorite bodily fluid for a moment you can think of times when other young men sought to get you so drunk that you puked - and really getting drunk and vomitting is a far more effective way to drain fluids from a young man... and also a good way to trick a young man into relinquishing any other bodily fluid you may want too.  Which reminds me... to bring things slightly back on topic, the SO was so disgusted by his roomates piggish nature and tendency to take anything he put in the fridge that he confessed he wanted to jerk off into a bottle of Liz Blizz and leave it in the fridge for one of them to drink.  If you've ever had one of those drinks, you gotta know that no one would have a clue.  He says he doesn't remember this at all, but I remember him mentioning this to me when I was drinking one, and it turned me off to them for life.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2008, 05:33:47 am »
The last time I drank a LizBlizz was right after I saw Brain Candy.

I was young, and thought repetition was much funnier than it really is.   I don't know how many times I said "The drink is made from Lizard cum."
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2008, 06:12:56 am »
Quote from: smick on January 09, 2008, 05:33:47 am
The last time I drank a LizBlizz was right after I saw Brain Candy.

I was young, and thought repetition was much funnier than it really is.   I don't know how many times I said "The drink is made from Lizard cum."

Thus draining the lizard . . . of its vital fluids.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2008, 01:54:10 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 09, 2008, 06:12:56 am
Thus draining the lizard . . . of its vital fluids.

This whole discussion has made me want to watch Dr. Strangelove again.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2008, 04:35:00 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 09, 2008, 04:52:40 am
Well, I'm sure if you took your mind away from your favorite bodily fluid for a moment you can think of times when other young men sought to get you so drunk that you puked - and really getting drunk and vomitting is a far more effective way to drain fluids from a young man... and also a good way to trick a young man into relinquishing any other bodily fluid you may want too.  Which reminds me... to bring things slightly back on topic, the SO was so disgusted by his roomates piggish nature and tendency to take anything he put in the fridge that he confessed he wanted to jerk off into a bottle of Liz Blizz and leave it in the fridge for one of them to drink.  If you've ever had one of those drinks, you gotta know that no one would have a clue.  He says he doesn't remember this at all, but I remember him mentioning this to me when I was drinking one, and it turned me off to them for life.

That poor bastard.
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