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Author Topic: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008  (Read 6375 times)

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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2008, 02:31:25 pm »
Real tea is only served at super special teahouses where they have teeny teapots made of purple clay, mini cups (one for smelling only!), and little bowls full of hot(ter than the sun) water. Contact your local old Chinese man for more information on real tea.
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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2008, 03:36:58 am »
Tea you wouldn't "drink" with your ass FTW this week.  That's some funny stuff.
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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2008, 10:58:01 am »
Quote from: chuanoplast on February 14, 2008, 02:31:25 pm
Real tea is only served at super special teahouses where they have teeny teapots made of purple clay, mini cups (one for smelling only!), and little bowls full of hot(ter than the sun) water. Contact your local old Chinese man for more information on real tea.


Man, if I knew where to find my local old Chinese man, you and I wouldn't be having this conversation. I'd be simultaneously absorbing his ancient Eastern wisdom and drinking his kick-ass tea.

As it stands, though, I just got 200 bags of Bentley's Earl Grey for Valentine's Day. Maybe it's ass, but it's a far sight better than Lipton Brisk from an aluminum can.
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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2008, 02:09:15 pm »
Loose tea leaves, people!  Try starting here.
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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2008, 07:16:09 pm »
What in the hell are you people talking about?  Tea is the sugary stuff that comes out of the spiggot next to the Ice and the different colors of Coke.
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Re: Would you drink... Earl Grey with your ass? 2-11-2008
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2008, 07:52:03 pm »
Quote from: colmore on February 15, 2008, 07:16:09 pm
What in the hell are you people talking about?  Tea is the sugary stuff that comes out of the spiggot next to the Ice and the different colors of Coke.

Yeah, and it's almost always raspberry-flavored!
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