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[Doc]

I've never been to a strip club, I just think that would be terribly uncomfortable and not at all sexy. It probably wouldn't ever come up if I didn't have the type of female friends that think going to strip clubs is hilarious and wacky.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Same thing with some of the whores I've chatted up, some all business, some seemed kinda happy to have some interaction normalcy in the flesh peddling grind.

I try not to talk to the prostitutes I rent. I prefer to create my own back story for them.

[theinevitable]

I try not to talk to the prostitutes I rent. I prefer to create my own back story for them.

Due to my lack of control of the means of production, I am reduced to selling my labor on the open market in exchange for currency. oh yeah, oh yeah baby. i'm gonna chart the marginal gain you've provided for me on my business class Excel.

[lprkn]

Also, I loved "silver dollar". Is this a real slang?

I took it to mean that there was an actual silver dollar on the stage.

Your goal would be to go in and hold up a ghetto blaster playing Peter Gabriel and march them all right outta there and into community college?

Yes.

[CortJstr]

So what's the deal with the youtube link in the "o" today?

[Doc]

Not sure but this comment on the video made me smile even as my heart broke:

Damn. As if all the people trying to be clever and funny isn't bad enough on assetbar, you're doing it here too

I think the consensus (as much as I hate to take the word of youtube comments) is that this is Onstad's idea of strip club music. So in our terms, this is the only song 'Stad remembers from his last drunken haze when he had to go beat strippers because his wife was in the hospital.

[pmcd9]

What are y'all talking about?

[lprkn]

In the strip clubs I have been to, they never played music like that. Thank God.

Yeah, I looked at the comments and decided that what happened was scientists achieved a complete and stunning assbar transplant. The sad thing is that this is a huge improvement over the stewing mass of human vitriol and stupidity usually found in that corner of the web.

So, if pretty much every guy I know thinks that strip clubs aren't that great, why are there so many of them?

[dejavroom]

I took it to mean that there was an actual silver dollar on the stage.

No, no, they're referring to Mr. Bear.

[CortJstr]

What are y'all talking about?

The front page of Achewood currently says this: Big Friday strip posting in the mid-afternoon.

Where the o in posting is a link to a YouTube video.

[jaydub]

Geez, Cort - you missed a perfect Rickroll opportunity there.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Are any of you still subscribed to Theodores twitter feed or whatever? I check every morning to make sure I didnt drunk-buy it.

[CortJstr]

Are any of you still subscribed to Theodores twitter feed or whatever? I check every morning to make sure I didnt drunk-buy it.

I somehow missed this entirely.